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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 12:28:13 GMT
Good evening chuck and welcome to County Heaven's Blind Date. Hopefully we'll have a lorra lorra laughs.
I'll be your host, Sandy Black, and if you'd like to play, just send me a PM and I'll announce when it's your turn. First come, first served.
The rules are simple. I'll choose three celebrities at random (using another wonderful random generator I've discovered online) and then our contestant gets to ask three questions which all three celebs will answer (well, I'll answer for them). Keep it clean people. At the end of the three questions, they then get to choose who they'll be taking on their date!
As a default, I'll be selecting celebs of the opposite sex but we're a broad church here on CH and if anyone would like a same-sex date, that can be arranged too.
So, the first person to send me a PM will be our first contestant....
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 12:51:23 GMT
Welcome to our first contestant.... County Fan! Tell us a little bit about yourself and where you come from.
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Post by countyfan on Aug 12, 2014 13:03:43 GMT
Hello There,
My name is County Fan and I am a county fan. I am from CountyHeavenShire and have a lovely detached cottage somewhere within the internet. I am 35 years old and was born 35 years ago.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 13:06:59 GMT
Thanks Chuck!
Ok then, let's have a lorra lorra fun! What's your first question to our lovely ladies behind the screen?
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Post by countyfan on Aug 12, 2014 13:19:39 GMT
Question No. 1 - How big are your.......eerrrr never mind, I like crisp and my favourite are beef Monster Munch, if you were a type of crisp, what would you be?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 13:30:45 GMT
Contestant #1 - I guess I'd, ah, have to say like, tomato ketchup flavour, as, like, ketchup looks a little like blood and I like blood.
Contestant #2 - I've never really been allowed to eat crisps, doing what I do for a living. I like lots of exotic foods though. I once tried Seal!
Contestant #3 - I don't really like crisps, but I'm more of a nuts girl. And brownies. Yeah, brownies. I make extra special ones sometimes that, like, totally chill you out man.
Erm ok. Next question please countyfan.
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Post by countyfan on Aug 12, 2014 13:41:59 GMT
Question No. 2 - I like keeping fit and play football, go jogging and cycling 5 days a week. What would you do to keep me in shape?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 13:47:06 GMT
Contestant #1 - Perhaps we could Runaway together, or play any game where you use bats?
Contestant #2 - I'm quite famous for wearing a swimsuit I guess, so we could go swimming together?
Contestant #3 - They had us doing all sorts of exercises when I was in the joint. Oooh, speaking of which, anyone got one?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 13:47:16 GMT
Right then, third and final question countyfan...
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Post by countyfan on Aug 12, 2014 13:54:14 GMT
My final question is - My dream job is being a underwater wood welder, What would be your dream job and why?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 14:06:45 GMT
Contestant #1 - I think anything that involves working at night. I like the dark.
Contestant #2 - There aren't many jobs I haven't tried to be honest, but being born where I was, it's not surprising that I want to take over the world one day
Contestant #3 - Any job. Anything. Please, just gimme. I need to work. I've changed ok? I promise I've changed.
Ok then chuck, you've got to make a choice now. Let's go over to our Graham for a recap.
[Graham voice over] - It's a tough choice countyfan. Will it be contestant number 1, who seems to have something of the night about her, and sounds a bit batty to me? Or perhaps contestant number 2, who sounds like she might be a bit of a handful but could she be the model girlfriend? Or lastly, contestant number 3, who would just be happy to be out in the fresh air, something she has frequently been denied in recent years?
The decision... is yours.
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Post by countyfan on Aug 12, 2014 14:13:29 GMT
Oooo that's a tough one Mr Black! I'd be happy with anything as long as she puts out but I think I'm going to go with contestant no. 2 please.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 14:20:06 GMT
Ok then, contestant no. 2 it is!
But first, let's meet the lovely ladies you turned down.
First up, was contestant number 1, and that was the lovely Kristen Stewart from LA! Star of several awful vampire films, but nevertheless something of the hotty.
Next, you rejected contestant number 3, and here she is - Lindsay Lohan from New York... but more recently of several penitentiaries. They say love is a drug, and so boy must she love being in love. But not with you, as you chose contestant number 2....
Come on then, over to the divide to meet your date. Let's bring back the wall and reveal contestant number 2 who is.....
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 12, 2014 14:23:02 GMT
... the lovely Heidi Klum from Germany and now America! She's been a model of both fashion and underwear, an actress and, until a few years ago, was the wife of weirdly faced R&B crooner Seal. But now she's available for you, as you're both whisked off to..... Bredbury Go Karting! Will she lap you up or will you crash and burn? Tune in next week to find out how they got on on the isle of Ferna... nope, sorry, wrong show.
Thanks for playing countyfan - enjoy your date.
Do we have any other contestants out there?
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Post by countyfan on Aug 12, 2014 14:28:22 GMT
Happy with that, Might even treat her to a night in the presidential sweet at Bredbury Hall if all goes well.
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