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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 12, 2014 15:16:59 GMT
Obviously a light day at the office Sandy ?
I will have a go tomorrow when I am home after golf. Let someone else go next.
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 12, 2014 15:25:19 GMT
I'll have a go after county tonight!!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 7:19:01 GMT
We have a few people lined up, but first up was Fudgie. Whilst we might have to wait until tonight, tell us a little bit about yourself and where you come from.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 11:57:06 GMT
While we wait for Fudgie, we have another eligible bachelor waiting to take his chances with our three lovely ladies - what's your name and where do you come from?
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Post by gazz on Aug 13, 2014 12:32:30 GMT
Morning... erm... evening... er, sorry, I've been on nights. What year is this again?... Hello, yes that's it, hello! I'm Gazz and I'm old enough to know better, but I rarely show any evidence of that! I'm from Stockport, Cheshire and I work in the print finishing department of a major national red top, but please don't hold it against me. Well, not until we've got to know each other better anyway!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 12:40:17 GMT
And which lucky lady will be holding it against him tonight? Time for your first question!
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Post by gazz on Aug 13, 2014 12:48:47 GMT
Question 1: Even though I am involved in the production of a tabloid newspaper, I despise them, so I don't buy or read them. My question to you is which newspaper would you use in the event of a toilet paper shortage, and why?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 12:55:31 GMT
Contestant #1 - I don't really read newspapers. Well, I don't really read at all, but I'd probably use a magazine like Maxim as they haven't voted me sexiest woman in the world in, like, years.
Contestant #2 - I don't read newspapers either, they make me wanna Scream
Contestant #3 - I'd need something big like the Sunday Times. I went the other day, and honestly it was like a Battleship. Having said that, I like the Sun - I love the way they lie.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 12:56:05 GMT
Ok then Gazz, speaking of tricky number twos, it's time for your next question.
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Post by gazz on Aug 13, 2014 13:05:53 GMT
Away from the business end now, let's concentrate on the opposite... Food!
You're out for a meal and have managed to give the paparazzi the slip, so it's no holds barred on the grub front. You can have a monumental blow out and only your waiter (and waistline) will know, and if you tip him well the waiter's silence is guaranteed.... probably!
What do you fill your face on?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 13:18:35 GMT
Contestant #1 - People think that, because of my narrow waistline, I don't eat at all but my favourite is chicken. I like a big breast.
Contestant #2 - Well, I've must have been on 50 first dates, so I'm easy. Just as long as there's no booze, as I steer clear of drinking nowadays.
Contestant #3 - Well, when it comes to eating, A Girl Like Me, is pretty Unapologetic so I'd go for everything on the menu!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 13:19:01 GMT
Any clues there Gazz as to the ladies behind the screen? Perhaps your final question will shed some light on it?
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Post by gazz on Aug 13, 2014 13:25:39 GMT
Question 3:
There is a saying: "you are what you eat", and I think there's some truth in that. So, what food would best describe you, and why?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 13:37:38 GMT
Contestant #1 - I suppose I'd be a grilled chicken as, like me, that's a hot bird.
Contestant #2 - McDonalds, because I've been around for ages and I'm not very good for you.
Contestant #3 - Probably Nutella, ella, ella, because, like me, it's nuts.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 13:38:12 GMT
Ok, time to choose your date for this evening Gazz - any thoughts on who our ladies might be and who you're going to pick?
Would you like a recap from our Graham?
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