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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 14, 2014 21:24:33 GMT
How about Ten Pin Bowling at Grand Central in Stockport? She'd bloody love that. Right up her lane I should think !! Cheers, Sandy. Good luck Eppy.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 15, 2014 8:16:56 GMT
My name is Epworth and I come from… Epworth (I waited until I moved from Cockplay in Scotland before joining CH). I like discovering and listening to indie bands – the more obscure the better. But I’m not weird. Oh and I love cheese and my hobby is collecting all kinds of different cheeses. I could never eat them, of course; they are like children to me. I have a specially made shrine cool room where I display them – for my delight only as NO-ONE CAN EVER TOUCH MY CHEESES – DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? Anyway, do you want to hear how I acquired my first cheese? It’s an interesting story about…what's that mother? Yes, I'm telling them about the cheese...
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 15, 2014 8:58:42 GMT
Got to interrupt you there I'm afraid - can we have your first question?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 15, 2014 9:13:31 GMT
Q1 I have a reputation of having a terrible memory and often have all the right facts, just not in the right order. Some say I have the memory of a silverfish. So, what would you do on our date to give me an experience I’d never forget?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 15, 2014 9:36:14 GMT
Contestant #1 - I've heard there is a circus in town so perhaps we could go there? I'd love to have a go at the trapeze some day - it would be exciting to walk the line.
Contestant #2 - I like anything to do with speed, so perhaps the races?
Contestant #3 - There's a medieval-themed club I know called 'Knight and Day' that is quite an experience. The doorman is a bit of an ogre though!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 15, 2014 9:36:21 GMT
Ok then, question number 2?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 15, 2014 9:46:33 GMT
Q2 I do quite a lot of work in the car industry with different motor manufacturers (although cars bore me to tears). If you were a car, what type would you be? If it would help, I can show you my hot rod.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 15, 2014 11:25:26 GMT
Contestant #1 - I don't know much about cars, but anything that I could paint red, white and blonde.
Contestant #2 - As I said before, I like speed so something with a low centre of Gravity and Cruise Control
Contestant #3 - I once drove a Green Hornet to My Best Friend's wedding. I like to go Full Throttle.
Ok, then, your third and final question is...?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 15, 2014 11:30:57 GMT
Q3 I have a reputation of having a terrible memory and often have all the right facts, just not in the right order. Some say I have the memory of a silverfish. So, what would you do on our date to give me an experience I’d never forget?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 15, 2014 11:31:20 GMT
Err, I mean…
Q3 I like big butts and I cannot lie; they help keep the plants in my garden well watered and looking healthy. So my question to you, ladies, is what sort of garden do you have and how well tended do you keep it?
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Post by gazz on Aug 15, 2014 11:42:45 GMT
So my question to you, ladies, is what sort of garden do you have and how well tended do you keep it?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 15, 2014 12:26:51 GMT
Q3 I have a reputation of having a terrible memory and often have all the right facts, just not in the right order. Some say I have the memory of a silverfish. So, what would you do on our date to give me an experience I’d never forget? Who else saw this coming a mile off?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 15, 2014 12:34:12 GMT
Contestant #1 - Well, being born in Louisiana, I'm a big fan of the Bushes if that helps?
Contestant #2 - I have The Lake House in mine which I like to retreat to every now and then.
Contestant #3 - On Any Given Sunday you'll find me in the back garden wearing a sun Mask.
Ok then, over to our Graham.
Eppy, will it be lady number 1, who sounds a bit blonde to me, lady number 2 who likes things at speed, or lady number 3, who'd like to spend some quality time in her back garden under a Vanilla Sky?
The choice is yours!
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 15, 2014 12:34:56 GMT
I thought it was rather clever! I showed Zooey and she laughed as well!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 15, 2014 13:08:31 GMT
It's a tricky choice, but I think I'll go for the legally blonde Contestant #1.
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