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Post by gazz on Aug 13, 2014 13:41:30 GMT
Go on, Graham, let's have your amusingly cheesy summaries!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 13:48:30 GMT
Ok then!
Will it be contestant number 1, who appears to be a little top heavy but believes she still has the looks to win you over? Or contestant number 2, who has been famous for some time but has had her fair share of battles and isn't an angel anymore? Or perhaps contestant number 3, our spicy senorita who seems to have had her fair share of bad relationships, but keeps going back for more?
The decision, Gazz, is yours!
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Post by gazz on Aug 13, 2014 14:04:55 GMT
I'm going to be brave and pick number 3. The first one sounds like Jordan and she's an absolute bag, number two sounds like Drew another large vodka from the optic, so 3 sounds like the lesser of the three evils for me.
I'm going to regret this.....
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:14:04 GMT
Interesting!
Let's meet the first of the two ladies you turned down then and that was contestant number 2, our Drew (Barrymore)from America!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:15:00 GMT
Next up, you said cheerio to contestant number 1, thinking it was our very own Katie Price, but it was in fact Jennifer Love-Hewitt, again all the way from America!
So, here she is, contestant number 3 and your date for this evening it's.....
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:18:16 GMT
... perennial punchbag and owner of a fantastic five-head... Rihanna!
Enjoy your date!
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 13, 2014 14:19:30 GMT
I can play now if the offer is still there!!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:23:16 GMT
You can indeed. Tell us who you are and where you come from!
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 13, 2014 14:25:21 GMT
My name is Fudge, I became certifiably big in 2011. I'm from the Online Republic of County Heaven.
I have two hobbies 1. supporting disappointing sports teams and 2. wishing I didn't support disappointing sports teams.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:29:10 GMT
Nice to meet you Mr Fudge. Ok, we have three more lovely ladies lined up behind the screen, so off you go with Question 1!
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 13, 2014 14:33:18 GMT
As you may or may not know, the word irony has a different meaning in Britain than it does with our colonial cousins in Canada, using either definition of the word, what is the most ironic think about you?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:42:57 GMT
Contestant #1 - I guess it would be considered ironic that I'm a successful female sportsperson.
Contestant #2 - I suppose it's ironic that you're obviously looking for a new girl, and I've been one of those for a while now.
Contestant #3 - I would think it's quite ironic that I'm considered good looking when my father's face looks like it was set on fire and then put out with a chair.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:43:11 GMT
Ok then, irony aside, let's have your second question!
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 13, 2014 14:44:54 GMT
Working in IT I'm somewhat of an expert at turning things off and on again, what would I have to do/be to avoiding turning you off?
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Post by gazz on Aug 13, 2014 14:49:03 GMT
... perennial punchbag and owner of a fantastic five-head... Rihanna!
Enjoy your date!
Fux sake, no thanks!
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