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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:57:51 GMT
Contestant #1 - As long as you've got balls, you'll do fine. Just remember I wear the trousers in this relationship.
Contestant #2 - Just don't be too elf important or elf involved.
Contestant #3 - I like a man who wants a family. In fact, the bigger the better. Let's go and adopt a load right now!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 14:58:04 GMT
Ok then Fudge, last question time!
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 13, 2014 15:02:51 GMT
As was well documented (through an archive of really mean insults!!) I was very briefly a blonde bombshell, what was your biggest blonde moment? (apologies if you're actually blonde!)
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 15:18:29 GMT
Contestant #1 - No I'm not usually blonde either but did try it out once. I don't have many blonde moments as I'm not a girly girl. Some people doubt whether I'm a girl at all.
Contestant #2 - I've also tried being blonde but think I look better as a brunette. I appeared in an Offspring video many years ago which wasn't exactly the highlight of my career.
Contestant #3 - I'm a brunette too, but there are a lot of rumours I've had plastic surgery done and I guess that was pretty dumb. I also stole my man from another woman so I wasn't very popular for a while.
Ok Fudgie, time to decide. Over to our Graham.
Will it be, contestant number 1 - she's a real handful and might even have bigger balls than you!? Or how about number 2, the new girl on the block who doesn't like a man who is elfish? Or lastly contestant number 3 - she wants to adopt lots of children... before she gets any older.
The choice, is yours!
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 13, 2014 15:25:03 GMT
I think I pegged number 2 after question one and I'll be honest I can do worse! Number two please!!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 15:46:40 GMT
Ok then - I wonder if you've worked out who any of them are?
You firstly turned down contestant number 1, who was the... erm... lovely Serena Williams!
Then you turned down contestant number 3, and that was our Angelina Jolie!
But you've decided to go on a date with number 2, and if I do say so myself you've definitely made the right choice... it's....
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 15:47:52 GMT
The lovely Zooey Deschanel!
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Post by bigfudge on Aug 13, 2014 15:51:28 GMT
Which means it's also Katy Perry and Emily Blunt!!
I suspected #3 but would never have got Serena!
I definitely think I've won! Cheers sandy very fun!
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Post by archie on Aug 13, 2014 17:41:22 GMT
Definition of old: when the host clearly perves after someone whose name you have to google.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 13, 2014 17:47:24 GMT
Definition of old: when the host clearly perves after someone whose name you have to google. Snap !! Certainly worth a quick google though. I'm up for this whenever you are ready, Sandy.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 18:50:29 GMT
Of course. Would you prefer me to search for celeb ladies of a certain maturity then, or are you happy to keep Googling them?!
What's your name and where do you come from?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 13, 2014 19:38:27 GMT
My name is Len and I am a "gentleman" of a certain age who is growing old disgracefully.
Resident of Lancashire's premier holiday resort (Thornton Cleveleys) although originally from Hayfield (the setting for BBC's latest offering of cheerfulness "The Village" - there is no way that lad could walk from Edale Moor to Lyme Park and run all the way back to Hayfield being chased by hounds !!!).
I would be happy to meet any ladies of any age (googled or otherwise).
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 20:01:13 GMT
Nice to meet you! We have three lovely ladies hidden behind the screen (and I know which one I'd go for!) so off you go with your first question!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 13, 2014 20:21:11 GMT
Right, ladies.
You know I am a sporty type of person, but, how do you feel about me "bowling a a maiden over" or chasing a few "birdies" ?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Aug 13, 2014 20:37:25 GMT
Contestant #1 - A few birdies? Well I guess I shouldn't hold a Vendetta.
Contestant #2 - I've just come out of a bad romance so as long as you're just dancing with them that's fine.
Contestant #3 - I don't mind. We'd only be friends with benefits anyway.
Ok then, question no 2?
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