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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 13, 2014 18:29:46 GMT
gazza - is that one of those ergonomic keyboards? i would try my very best to get RSI from frequent use, even though it seems to be well fitted with wrist rests.
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Bar Jokes
Jan 13, 2014 20:11:05 GMT
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 13, 2014 20:11:05 GMT
Should we start calling them 'bringback-tricks'?
Is that tumble weed?
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 14, 2014 14:49:07 GMT
I walking to the pub the other day and passed a man with a wheel barrow full of horse shoes and rabbits' feet. I thought, he's pushing his luck.
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Post by gazz on Jan 14, 2014 14:52:12 GMT
very good!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2014 23:31:25 GMT
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 15, 2014 9:27:17 GMT
A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The barman says, "Where'd you get the pig." The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says,
[Altogether now....]
"I was talking to the duck."
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 15, 2014 9:52:21 GMT
Man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He settles the giraffe down to have a sleep by the front door, it's neck strewn across the pub causing customers to trip over it.
"Oi!" shouts the barman, "you can't leave that lyin' there!"
"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
Truly terrible, sorry.
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Post by gazz on Jan 15, 2014 13:26:34 GMT
epworth: good one Sandy: hang your head in shame!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 15, 2014 13:28:28 GMT
I know, I know.
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Post by Admin on Jan 15, 2014 15:01:56 GMT
I enjoyed Sandy's!
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Post by gazz on Jan 15, 2014 15:39:50 GMT
I'm praying nobody tells the Doctor Who joke, we'll never get you up off the floor!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 15, 2014 15:41:17 GMT
What's green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you?
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Post by gazz on Jan 15, 2014 15:44:13 GMT
A snooker table
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 15, 2014 15:46:18 GMT
You're meant to say "I don't know Sandy, what's green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you?"
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Post by gazz on Jan 15, 2014 15:47:31 GMT
Oh, sorry.
*ahem*
I don't know Sandy, what's green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you?
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