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Post by gazz on Jan 13, 2014 14:17:56 GMT
Don't forget Lennie, he got dragged into this yet he didn't do anything......
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Post by gazz on Jan 13, 2014 14:19:44 GMT
Is anyone else perturbed by Gazza's banana dance (and no, that's not a metaphor)? Just be thankful I haven't posted the Plum dance........... yet!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 13, 2014 14:23:49 GMT
If you feel tempted to do the 'banana and two plums' dance can we have advance warning please?
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Post by gazz on Jan 13, 2014 14:29:35 GMT
If you feel tempted to do the 'banana and two plums' dance can we have advance warning please? You will get the mandatory four minutes, what you do with those four minutes is up to you!
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 13, 2014 14:39:08 GMT
You'd be surprised what I can do in 4 minutes. Just ask Mrs Sandy.
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Post by gazz on Jan 13, 2014 14:40:58 GMT
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 13, 2014 15:17:41 GMT
I was walking to the pub the other day when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked miserable. I thought to myself, that guy's heading for a breakdown.
(I'll get my coat)
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 13, 2014 15:21:16 GMT
My walk to the pub takes me by the local cemetery. One day I looked over and saw 4 grave diggers walking around with a coffin. After a pleasant three hours supping beer I was walking back home and they were still walking around with the coffin. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot.
(Taxi!)
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Post by gazz on Jan 13, 2014 15:24:58 GMT
Excellent, epworth!
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 13, 2014 15:44:31 GMT
Dear Sir / Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 13, 2014 16:18:44 GMT
I seem to be getting blamed for all sorts today.
Not guilty.
Over 50's Walking football update:-
Played today wearing my "Kevin Francis" 1994 zig zag top.
Came out of goals at half-time (1-1 - goal my fault, poor distribution) to go immediately 2-1 down while 3 of our team were still discussing pensions !! I ask you.
The trusty left foot "hammered" another hat-trick to take the game 5-3. Even had oranges at half-time today. Simply magic.
Thinking of giving Mr Ince a ring as Blackpool are struggling for numbers.
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Post by gazz on Jan 13, 2014 16:37:08 GMT
I seem to be getting blamed for all sorts today. Not guilty. I agree.....
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Post by gazz on Jan 13, 2014 16:39:40 GMT
Thinking of giving Mr Ince a ring as Blackpool are struggling for numbers. S*d that, we've got a game tomorrow, get down to EP and get signed up! Superb effort, Lennie, many congrats on your second hat-trick. You are Jack Connor and I claim my £5!
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jan 13, 2014 16:50:14 GMT
Well played again, Sir Len!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 13, 2014 18:28:44 GMT
Thinking of giving Mr Ince a ring as Blackpool are struggling for numbers. mr ince will be struggling down to the job centre if things don't pick up. on saturday i called my mum and dad as they headed home from bloomfield road. my dad is normally effusive in his criticism of how they've played. on saturday he just said 'talk to your mum about it', which i didn't take as a good sign. they are very clear that they're not having season tickets next season, but then it is a four hour round trip for them and they're really not enjoying it at the moment. i keep pointing out how far blackpool have come, but it's falling on deaf ears. some of their fanbase has been spoiled by getting journeyman league players to the premier league, and i suppose it was pretty predictable they would be. they really are going to have to give you the ball one of these weeks lennie. well done again!
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