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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 22, 2023 7:58:51 GMT
What's the difference between a nativity crib set and the House of Commons? A nativity crib set contains a number of wise men and only three crooks.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 15, 2024 18:52:43 GMT
I asked my friend for some dating advice.
"What are most women looking for in a relationship?" I asked
"Security" he replied
"How do you know that?"
"Because that's what most women yell when I start flirting with them"
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Post by archie on Feb 16, 2024 9:12:11 GMT
If Twitter users tweeted, do X users Xcrete?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Mar 8, 2024 21:09:35 GMT
Only 12.5% of the accommodation in this hotel is occupied, which makes one ruminate.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Mar 17, 2024 9:20:54 GMT
A Greek with a torn toga walks into a shop. The tailor says ‘Euripides?’. The man nods and replies ‘Eumenides?’.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Mar 30, 2024 8:36:33 GMT
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HMDI
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