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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 22, 2022 12:44:31 GMT
The best jokes of the fringe have been announced. This is the winner...
"I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta."
This was posted by me in Aug 2016...
My wife said that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
Tim Vine's is the only half decent one
I used to live hand-to-mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery
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Post by archie on Aug 22, 2022 13:10:59 GMT
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Post by dudleyhatter on Aug 22, 2022 20:04:42 GMT
I quite liked this one: “By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I - but it is the same house and it is the same family" - Hannah Fairweather
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Sept 16, 2022 15:50:22 GMT
I'm in the ER. I don't want to bore you with the details, but 'Dyson Ball Cleaner' is a dangerously misleading product name.
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Bar Jokes
Sept 19, 2022 0:17:57 GMT
via mobile
Post by gazz on Sept 19, 2022 0:17:57 GMT
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Sept 21, 2022 19:10:15 GMT
I entered a competition to see who was the most sensitive lover. I came second
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 21, 2022 11:25:43 GMT
Knock, knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 21, 2022 11:27:09 GMT
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
Baa-dum-tsss
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 21, 2022 13:25:46 GMT
My grandad always used to say " be upfront with everyone".
Great bloke - but a shocking goalkeeper.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 21, 2022 23:23:05 GMT
Doctor, doctor I’ve got a key sticking out of my bum.
Is this some kind of wind-up?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 11, 2023 12:57:18 GMT
The fact that some people can't distinguish between entymology and etomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 13, 2023 19:14:24 GMT
My wife got attacked by a marsupial in the capital city of Malaysia.
Kuala Lumpur?
No, a kangaroo decked her.
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Post by archie on Feb 14, 2023 10:28:06 GMT
Roses are red Violets are nice I'll get them tomorrow 'Cause they'll be half price
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 14, 2023 11:42:12 GMT
Just heard that Madonna had a fight with the lead singer of T'Pau
Carol Decker?
Yes, she had to go to A&E and everything
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 19, 2023 11:29:33 GMT
My wife just called me a sex machine. Her actual words were, 'You're a f'ing tool'. But I know what she meant.
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