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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 15, 2014 15:47:58 GMT
A snooker table
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 15, 2014 15:48:09 GMT
Kind of feel that was ruined somewhat
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Post by gazz on Jan 15, 2014 15:50:07 GMT
I thought it was funnier the second time around, I guess it's all in the timing of the delivery!
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 15, 2014 16:08:37 GMT
Doctor, doctor Who's there? I keep getting my jokes mixed up I keep getting my jokes mixed up who? To get to the other side
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Post by gazz on Jan 15, 2014 16:10:35 GMT
Lol, epworth, brilliant.
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 15, 2014 16:26:24 GMT
I was following the snooker table gag and that joke just popped into my head....
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Post by Admin on Jan 15, 2014 16:34:06 GMT
I was speaking to my mate the other day and he told me that he had just pulled off a huge robbery, I said blimey what did you rob? So he replies that he robbed loads of pictures off the wall and that one was worth £200,000, Naturally I asked him where he stole them from....
.....turns out he nicked them from the estate agents
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Post by gazz on Jan 15, 2014 17:21:01 GMT
I was speaking to my mate the other day and he told me that he had just pulled off a huge robbery, I said blimey what did you rob? So he replies that he robbed loads of pictures off the wall and that one was worth £200,000, Naturally I asked him where he stole them from.... .....turns out he nicked them from the estate agents
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 16, 2014 9:09:52 GMT
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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Post by Admin on Jan 16, 2014 12:14:59 GMT
The Swiss Army must have been pretty confident of victory to include a corkscrew in their army knife.
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Post by Admin on Jan 16, 2014 12:15:11 GMT
Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket.
It's still got 2 bars of battery on it.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 16, 2014 12:23:02 GMT
A pregnant woman is involved in a car accident and ends up in a coma for 6 months. When she comes round, she realises she is no longer pregnant.
Panicking, she asks the doctor what happened.
"Don't worry Mrs Smith, you had twins - a boy and a girl! Both are doing absolutely fine and your brother kindly came in and named them both."
"My brother?!" replies the woman, clearly distressed "but he's an idiot! Oh God, what did he call them?"
"Well", says the doctor, "he named the girl Denise"
"Oh, that's not too bad actually. I quite like that name. What about the boy?"
"DeNephew"
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Post by gazz on Jan 16, 2014 12:23:05 GMT
Good ones, fudgie!
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Post by gazz on Jan 16, 2014 12:24:05 GMT
Lol, Sandy
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Post by Admin on Jan 16, 2014 12:39:50 GMT
Great one that Sandy!
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