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Because jail's for little people mate, the likes of you and me. Finance Directors of businesses like Carillion, well, they can get away with bent accounting practice that lines their pockets with hundreds of thousands while their contractors end up losing millions when it all goes tits up.

Remember Fred Goodwin? CEO of RBS that gambled its profits away, in addition to yours and my taxes that were needed to bail it out? Lost his knighthood, f*** me! Can you imagine the shame?

The likes of Sir Philip Green didn't even lose that! Despite 000's losing their jobs and pensions when it was discovered that £571m, that's worth saying again..... £571m was found to be missing from pension funds oh sorry let me park my cynicism for a moment, a £571m black hole in the pension fund, there you are see, just a little black hole, a small act of God, nothing could have been done about it guv, not my fault blah, blah f***ing blah.

In 2016 something like 90 people were sent to prison for not paying their tv licence! That's little people like you and me. But then we don't fill political party's coffers with our ill gotten gains, nor are we invited to advise Government on how to rig the system in our favour by incompetent Old Etonians masquerading as Prime Ministers!