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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 13, 2019 12:51:31 GMT
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 13, 2019 12:55:30 GMT
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 13, 2019 13:04:21 GMT
Q. Why shouldn't you insult Italian bakers?
A. 'Cos they'll beat the Focaccia.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 13:05:47 GMT
Not getting involved in a slanging match, Downey. Just have to respect a difference of opinions and move on. Merry Christmas, and all that, to you and yours. Merry Christmas.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 13, 2019 13:36:53 GMT
Ant puts up the Christmas lights in the living room. Dec, the halls.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 13, 2019 13:39:16 GMT
“The word ‘Newcastle’ should have an ‘i’ in it.”
“Why ‘i’?”
“Glad you agree.”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2019 13:43:06 GMT
What do we want?
Equality for people with Tourettes.
When do we want it?
Pissflaps!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 16, 2019 15:11:52 GMT
Calm down, Roy Orbison, I only asked if you knew the Latin for eggs!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 18, 2019 8:17:36 GMT
Schrödinger’s Die Hard -
The state in which Die Hard both is and isn’t a Christmas, film so long as you never bother to think about it.
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Post by gazz on Dec 18, 2019 8:46:56 GMT
For a movie that came out in the Summer of that year (I know, because I went to the Davvy to watch it!), it's strange that it's since been classed by some as a Christmas movie - even myself!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 22, 2019 9:09:10 GMT
"Why was the badger in the oven?"
"I don't know. Why was the badger in the oven?"
"You need to start taking this seriously"
"Yes officer"
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 23, 2019 7:09:18 GMT
Sleigh bells ring (pause) are you listening? In the lane (pause) snow is (long pause) glistening A (pause) beautiful (long pause) sight We're happy (interminable pause) tonight Walking in a Pinter wonderland
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2019 11:45:01 GMT
I just saw this girl outside the shopping centre crying, I asked her what’s wrong, she said she lost $200. So I gave her $50 of the $200 I found at the entrance.
When God blesses you, especially at this time of the year, you must bless others.
Stay safe and be kind this Christmas boys.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2019 11:51:23 GMT
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 30, 2019 9:33:52 GMT
My girlfriend has insisted I take up boxing and call her Adrian. We’re going through a Rocky patch
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