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Post by sandbachhatter on Dec 2, 2013 21:15:02 GMT
.... you realise it's your wife's Christmas meal with her friends this Saturday so, since you're looking after the little one, you plan a 'cinema night' and start looking for a film to watch. Having just finished reading Charlie and The Chocolate Factory at bedtime (which he loved) you start searching on Sky Movies for the original film and your wife walks in just as you begin your search for "Willy".
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Dec 2, 2013 22:45:31 GMT
come on...i bet when you thought about typing the 'w' your search engine had already come up with three hundred thousand sites involving a bit of willy.
did you get the ipad by the way? i know it was a few weeks ago now, but i bought one today for my parents as a joint present from me and my brother. anyway, the one that was current until the air was released a few weeks ago (the fourth gen one) has the retina display, and i bought that - you can get it about a hundred quid cheaper than the air if you look around.
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Post by jacksdad on Dec 21, 2013 20:12:33 GMT
I was trying to find a copy of an album of a band I used to like ..... " Pure Mania" by the VIBRATORS. , well how Mrs Jacks Dad laughed when she saw the search history. , got the album tho
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Post by gazz on Dec 21, 2013 21:01:05 GMT
Lol, JD
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Dec 21, 2013 22:10:47 GMT
is she expecting a cylindrical christmas pressie then jacks?!?
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Post by gazz on Dec 21, 2013 22:31:30 GMT
Good job he wasn't looking for a Dido album too, because if he'd made a typo searching for that there'd have been 'L' to pay!
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Post by jacksdad on Dec 21, 2013 22:35:00 GMT
is she expecting a cylindrical christmas pressie then jacks?!? Can't afford the batteriies |
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Dec 21, 2013 23:01:15 GMT
then plug her into the mains. you know she deserves it...
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 21, 2013 23:34:36 GMT
Hey, guys - stop rabbiting on...  ! |
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Post by stuinedgeley on Dec 22, 2013 0:40:16 GMT
maybe she has don't her own search and came up with the same result...........she read the book also lol
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Post by jacksdad on Dec 22, 2013 14:38:08 GMT
then plug her into the mains. you know she deserves it... Not sure she does deserve it now ! I asked her about the turkey for Christmas Dinner and she told me she had ordered a turkey crown ,  Now call me a traditionalist but if it hasn't got two legs , few feathers , a bag of giblets and you can't shove an onion and an apple up its arse then it ain't a turkey , what am I going to make turkey and stuffing butties out of on Boxing Day , not to mention the post Christmas Turkey curry |
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Post by gazz on Dec 22, 2013 15:08:34 GMT
Lol, JD, brilliant.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Dec 22, 2013 21:55:51 GMT
then plug her into the mains. you know she deserves it... Not sure she does deserve it now ! I asked her about the turkey for Christmas Dinner and she told me she had ordered a turkey crown , ...then plug her into the mains...you know she deserves it... |
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