Post by autistichatter on Dec 19, 2023 12:11:11 GMT
I dunno, maybe my meds are not working but I'm not exactly brimming over with Christmas Spirit. Anyway, with a jaundiced eye on forthcoming festivities I offer this, more realistic take on an old favourite....
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a really bad attitude
And all of Rudolph's Neighbours
Said as what he was dead rude
Rudolph once nutted a Neighbour
The Neighbour threw a punch right back (Too Right!)
And then all of Rudolph's Neighbours
Took turns giving Rudolph a Wack!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Satan came to say....
Rudolph do you fancy a Laugh?
Let's go and burgle Santa's Gaff!
So they went round and beat up Santa
And gave all the Reindeer a slap!
And stole all the kiddies' presents
And gave all the Elves the Clap! (Clap! Clap!)
Now Satan says he's got Religion
His crimes are all in the past...
And Rudolph's in Witness Protection
'Cos he turned into a Super Grass!
Anyway, any ideas which part of Stockport this should be set in?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a really bad attitude
And all of Rudolph's Neighbours
Said as what he was dead rude
Rudolph once nutted a Neighbour
The Neighbour threw a punch right back (Too Right!)
And then all of Rudolph's Neighbours
Took turns giving Rudolph a Wack!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Satan came to say....
Rudolph do you fancy a Laugh?
Let's go and burgle Santa's Gaff!
So they went round and beat up Santa
And gave all the Reindeer a slap!
And stole all the kiddies' presents
And gave all the Elves the Clap! (Clap! Clap!)
Now Satan says he's got Religion
His crimes are all in the past...
And Rudolph's in Witness Protection
'Cos he turned into a Super Grass!
Anyway, any ideas which part of Stockport this should be set in?
