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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 3, 2023 17:28:10 GMT
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 3, 2023 17:28:59 GMT
Ooops - didn't work this time.
Help please (Gazza ?)
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Post by gazz on Nov 3, 2023 19:38:22 GMT
Ooops - didn't work this time. Help please (Gazza ?) How's that, Gaffer?
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Post by gazz on Nov 3, 2023 19:39:13 GMT
Now that's what I call a pair of nutcrackers!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 3, 2023 19:44:35 GMT
Ooops - didn't work this time. Help please (Gazza ?) How's that, Gaffer? Topman - Caretaker. Brilliant stuff
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Nov 3, 2023 20:03:22 GMT
"No, you never saw me kissing Mommy!"
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Post by dudleyhatter on Nov 3, 2023 22:48:07 GMT
A reindeer schlong is how wide?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 4, 2023 9:13:30 GMT
The rear view of Rudolf caused a few shocks this year !
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Post by gazz on Nov 4, 2023 9:37:36 GMT
"I'm Santa Claus..."
"I'M Santa Claus..."
"I'M SANTA CLAUS....*
....erm....etc....
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Post by ceefer on Nov 4, 2023 10:32:15 GMT
Mrs Santa says Are you 'red'dy Santa?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 4, 2023 10:37:58 GMT
Next year, Santas, in the interest of balance, the kit will be blue and white instead.
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Post by countyfan on Nov 10, 2023 7:24:50 GMT
Santa's little helper's reaction in court was plain to see as the judge passed comment that they were not allowed to "come down the chimney" or "empty their sacks under the Christmas trees" anymore but instead would have to "descend down the small brick enclosure" and "unpack their large hessian carrier bags" as not to offend the snowflakes that are forecast at this time of the year.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 10, 2023 8:49:21 GMT
"Call that a Christmas Advert, John Lewis !!!"
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 11, 2023 8:18:17 GMT
Santa: Hey boys you'll like this one...
Once upon a time, I picked up some walnuts and a nutcracker at Tesco But enough about where I met my wife
Mrs Santa: Think you're funny, I'll give you 'nutcracker'
Santa:
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 11, 2023 8:52:41 GMT
The designated Santa for the Braverman family finds out it's him !
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