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Post by ceefer on Jan 24, 2021 17:41:34 GMT
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Post by hermannsays on Jan 24, 2021 17:53:27 GMT
Replacing *mumbled name* on tannoy announcements, we introduce to you Stockport fans, the one, the only Donald and Melania...
(pause waiting for us to shout Trump... but only the 3 Utd fans and a football tourist say it)
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 24, 2021 19:08:16 GMT
Batteries not included..................
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 24, 2021 19:10:42 GMT
Melania, what was it that first attracted you to the multi-millionaire that is Donald Trump ?
(he was when they first met, I believe)
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 24, 2021 19:12:48 GMT
Keep smiling, Mel. We might need that toothpaste advert contract soon.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Jan 25, 2021 5:26:37 GMT
And then, even after all that, they still believed in us
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Post by countyfan on Jan 25, 2021 9:04:43 GMT
"Hahahahahaha all the Sh*te things I've done over the past 4 years has been totally forgotten and overshadowed by the HUGE f*ck up that Mr Stott's made at Stockport County"
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Post by hermannsays on Jan 26, 2021 20:22:03 GMT
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To Florida
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Post by gazz on Jan 27, 2021 5:08:30 GMT
"Mr President, if I may, what are your thoughts regarding the rumoured appointment of Simon Rusk at Stockport County?..."
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Post by ceefer on Jan 30, 2021 8:41:59 GMT
Anymore entries Ladies & Gents?
I ll keep this open 'til Sunday
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 30, 2021 9:36:22 GMT
Melania does open mic...
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a flying pig?
The letter F
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 30, 2021 11:29:09 GMT
I hold many records as president, proving I'm the best ever.
Can you give an example, Mr President?
No one has been impeached the as many times as they've lost the popular vote. I'm clearly the best ever at both of those.
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Post by gazz on Jan 30, 2021 13:12:17 GMT
Melania does open mic... What's the difference between Donald Trump and a flying pig? The letter F Utterly brilliant, mate!  |
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Post by ceefer on Jan 31, 2021 14:50:36 GMT
Excellent entries all round fellas and a very difficult one to judge but there can only be one winner. Thanks all. This weeks winner is Herm hermannsays with: Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in between How can we be wrong Sail away with me To Florida |
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