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Post by ceefer on Nov 9, 2020 15:18:00 GMT
A very topical subject to get your teeth into courtesy of Maccy, who is the judge for this one.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Nov 9, 2020 17:14:03 GMT
First to poke the other up the bum with their finger wins the presidency
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Post by gazz on Nov 12, 2020 20:12:41 GMT
How do I know I had Covid? A follower on my Twitter account told me to stick this finger in my mouth, then stick it up my backside, then pull it out and stick it back in my mouth. If I couldn't taste the difference, he told me to get tested.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 16, 2020 12:25:11 GMT
So, how many terms as president are you going have, Donald?
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Post by ceefer on Nov 16, 2020 15:23:35 GMT
It's all about me; one is as high as I can count.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 17, 2020 20:04:04 GMT
I won the election is an anagram of wince loon teeth.
Well, its not, but I don't give a flying f about the truth either
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Post by ceefer on Nov 18, 2020 18:20:20 GMT
There's only 1 big loser in this world Joe and it's me.
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Post by ceefer on Nov 22, 2020 18:39:55 GMT
No way 'just one more cornetto'. Let the world know its just one more recount!
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Post by ceefer on Nov 26, 2020 17:46:13 GMT
I am the chosen one!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 26, 2020 19:22:51 GMT
Bye, den
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 1, 2020 19:13:04 GMT
Will give this one until tomorrow before making a decision - so now's your chance if you reckon you can... erm, Trump anything that's already been posted!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 2, 2020 16:45:33 GMT
All I f****** got in my f****** Christmas Cracker was this f******* set of False Teeth !
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Post by hermannsays on Dec 4, 2020 14:20:37 GMT
Fffffffffffffffffffaketan.
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 4, 2020 18:48:49 GMT
Sorry, chaps - had forgotten all about this. Will finally judge it tomorrow, so still time for any late, late entries...
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 5, 2020 11:55:55 GMT
Right, then - time's (finally) up. Many thanks to all who entered, as every single line could have been a winner. But, of course, there can only be one - and the Macc Jury has come out in favour of... Eppers - for posing the question: So, how many terms as president are you going have, Donald?Time for you to... erm, 'Don' the judging robes, Sir!  Thanks, as ever, to Ceefs for keeping this going and us smiling. |
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