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Post by ceefer on May 25, 2020 21:07:21 GMT
Well it had to be this one, so get your creative juices going!
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2020 22:43:38 GMT
“Don’t these plebs have anything better to do than stand around taking pictures?”
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Post by gazz on May 25, 2020 22:46:33 GMT
"I'd get used to those bars if I were you, Dom"
"Wanna bet?"
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Post by hatter_in_macc on May 25, 2020 22:59:12 GMT
"I say, Pentonville looks a lot nicer from the outside..."
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Post by dudleyhatter on May 26, 2020 14:18:21 GMT
From this angle they still can't see how far up your back passage I placed the controls
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 27, 2020 12:40:38 GMT
Downing Street Ornithologist Club spot a couple of great tits.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 27, 2020 12:43:54 GMT
Brexit, Covid ! Let's now go for the hat trick of complete f**k ups.
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Post by hermannsays on May 27, 2020 13:11:25 GMT
Join Ross Kemp as he meets the most dangerous gang in Britain.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 27, 2020 17:48:19 GMT
For Christ sake Dominic, I said "have a word with Bernard Castle".
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Post by Epworth Hatter on May 27, 2020 22:06:20 GMT
Wait until they find out you were also spotted near Castle Greyskull during lockdown
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Post by ceefer on May 28, 2020 17:16:53 GMT
Keep 'em coming. Some real belters there.
👍👍👍👍
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Post by gazz on May 28, 2020 18:12:45 GMT
"Everyone's asking me what I was doing in Durham, Boris, yet not one person's wanting to know how you got your hair cut..."
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Post by dudleyhatter on May 28, 2020 21:54:52 GMT
“Okay cumquat. Let me just check the speech again. Blah blah waffle... broke no laws... waffle bluster guffaw... within guidelines... Blether, shuffle shuffle squint... I’ve answered all the questions... pithy statement NHS... waffle mumble bluster.”
“Perfect scrufftoff”
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Post by ceefer on Jun 4, 2020 20:49:12 GMT
Any more entries ladies and gents?
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Post by gazz on Jun 4, 2020 21:07:10 GMT
"Oh Good. For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble."
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