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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 15, 2020 19:48:54 GMT
 Here's your next one folks.
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Post by gazz on Feb 15, 2020 21:02:57 GMT
"I was the first turn, three minutes, died the death of a dog"
To save Googling time, it's a famous George Formby quote, I just thought the "Dog" thing seemed apt, seeing as though those buggers eat them!
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Post by gazz on Feb 15, 2020 21:06:19 GMT
"I asked for more NUKES!...."
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Post by hermannsays on Feb 15, 2020 21:29:28 GMT
Now bring me a cow's arse and I'll show you I'm a lethal #9.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Feb 15, 2020 22:09:03 GMT
This is our new rocket propulsion system. Undetectable by the American imperialists.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 16, 2020 9:20:11 GMT
When I said Banjo, I meant Ban Joe !!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 16, 2020 10:22:52 GMT
So, I get to play this on national television and will be declared the greatest banjo player in the history of music. What’s the catch?
There’s no strings attached...
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Post by forzablue on Feb 16, 2020 10:57:43 GMT
"I know you normally pull the strings boss, but this will turn you into a silly little plucker"
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 16, 2020 14:16:41 GMT
The definition of a gentleman is a man who who knows how to play the banjo................... but doesn't.
Mark Twain
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Feb 16, 2020 15:23:58 GMT
'Mr Wu's A Window Cleaner Now'.
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Post by forzablue on Mar 1, 2020 10:44:34 GMT
"Apparently Boss, if we find someone equally as good with a guitar, you can get Deliverance from the Americans!"
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Mar 1, 2020 11:36:49 GMT
Ooops had forgotten about this !
And the winner is:-
Now bring me a cow's arse and I'll show you I'm a lethal #9.
Herm. Well done young man.
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Post by ceefer on Mar 1, 2020 12:48:08 GMT
Highly strung or what?
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Post by ceefer on Mar 1, 2020 12:49:13 GMT
Korean Q points to the snipers rifle.
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Post by ceefer on Mar 15, 2020 9:11:19 GMT
Shall we finish this one off Lennie?
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