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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Sept 30, 2019 19:26:32 GMT
I could write many stories about rounds of golf over the years but here is another that would have made CHAOS.
I recent took ownership of a second hand electric golf trolley (a bit like Bob Dylan's defection, I suppose). A friend of a friend can no longer play due to a lung condition.
I needed to purchase a new lithium battery (not cheap) and off we went last Wednesday to try it out.
Unfortunately I hadn't worked out how to fasten my bag on properly to begin with. With a mind of it's own it deposited my clubs down the fairway THREE TIMES. It then decided to jack off one of the winter hedgehog tyres I had fitted to it. This resulted in the damn thing continually steering to the right trying to break my wrist on every hole.
It also has an automatic setting for 10, 20 and 30 rotations which sounds brilliant............. However, first time I tried it on 20, off it went under it's own steam it found an overgrown ditch and turned over. Second time it took off downhill under gravity and knocked over a litter bin. At least I didn't find the pond (that was left to a 150 yard screamer with my 7 wood).
One of the most entertaining 2 hours of 9 hole golf ever (for my 2 golf buddies). Needless to say I need to try again this week.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Sept 30, 2019 20:42:10 GMT
I recent took ownership of a second hand electric golf trolley (a bit like Bob Dylan's defection, I suppose). JUDAS!
it all sounds a bit some mothers do 'ave 'em lennie. i expect to see some cctv footage of it dragging you under a parked articulated truck and out the other side. with roller skates on of course.
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Post by gazz on Oct 1, 2019 7:46:40 GMT
That sounds like a deleted scene from Caddyshack! That can still be copied over to the CHAOS thread, Banksy!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 1, 2019 10:49:47 GMT
I would have earned at least £250 from You've Been Framed.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2019 11:43:09 GMT
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch and worth a couple of beers for the retelling in the bar.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 1, 2019 12:39:01 GMT
I would have earned at least £250 from You've Been Framed. They would have needed to serialise "A Round With Alliss" to show all the highlights.
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