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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 10, 2019 12:48:36 GMT
It's the big contest of the week coming up. The runners and riders are being named.
They all have their noses in the feedbag and and declare themselves fit for purposes.
What is happening you may ask ? .. .. .. .. .. ..
It's the Conservative Party Leadership contest ! The best sport in town. Which idiot will win the race and covert the golden key to 10 Downing Street ? It's a level playing field if you want to back a bunch of self-seeking, back stabbers and charlatans. What do you think ?
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jere-may Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! ....................................................
Personally, I wouldn't trust any of them as far as I could kick their arse. But that would be good sport, wouldn't it.
Ceefer judging this one for us. Thanks.
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Post by countyfan on Jun 10, 2019 13:13:22 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jerem-ay Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! They can all f**k off, that's the opinion I say!!
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jerem-ay Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! They'll all tell lies and then they'll betray!!
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jerem-ay Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! Do Boris and Trump share the same toupee??
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jun 10, 2019 15:58:59 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jerem-ay Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed! While off their t*ts on Ecstas-ay!* (*Allegedl-ay!)
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Post by ceefer on Jun 10, 2019 17:24:07 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jerem-ay Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! Thot lot of them couldn’t arrange a piss up in a breweray
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Post by gazz on Jun 10, 2019 17:33:01 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jere-may Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! Do I want any of them? No way!
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Post by gazz on Jun 13, 2019 13:37:51 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jere-may Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! The fat oaf wins round one - time to pray!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 13, 2019 14:30:13 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jere-may Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! So, 3 nobodies fall by the way.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jun 13, 2019 15:57:09 GMT
So, 3 nobodies fall by the way. ...and sink like an over-whisked souffle
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jun 13, 2019 16:13:09 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jere-may Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! Worst Panini sticker album by far and away...
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jun 13, 2019 16:25:29 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jere-may Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! Should Auric Goldfinger be Boris' new sobriquet?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 14, 2019 13:12:01 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jere-may Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! Hancock's gone with utter dismay.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 14, 2019 13:13:28 GMT
Time for a decision Ceefer.
This contest will go quiet for a week so it's time for us to move on (for now). We may come back to this, of course.
I think I have a new thread on the way.
Thanks.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jun 14, 2019 13:37:17 GMT
First in the Hunt and it's ... Jere-may Then, Rabb and Hancock with Esther McVey Gove and Boris up next Some unknowns make us vexed ! Hancock's half hour of fame's gone away
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Post by ceefer on Jun 14, 2019 16:57:41 GMT
First off what a great limerick Lennie.
A special mention to all the entrants for a bunch of brilliant entries. 👍
Alas there can only be one winner and the one that made me laugh most!
is: While off their t*ts on Ecstas-ay!* allegedly....
Congrats Maccy.
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jun 14, 2019 17:26:51 GMT
Woo hoo - cheers, Ceefs! Next one already out there - courtesy of Sir Len - for you lucky people.
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