Due to the lack of players beginning with U, this weeks category is Worst Foreigners, foreigner being anyone who is from or has represented a country that ISN'T England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland.
Pegguy Arphexad (Guadeloupe) Mansour Assoumani (Mali) Geoff Aunger (Canada) Nabil Brahim-Bounab (France) Tesfaye Bramble (Montserrat) Manuel 'Kiko' Charana (Portugal) Adnan Cirak (Sweden/Bosnia) Ludovic Dje (France) Jaroslaw Fojut (Poland) Euan Holden (United States) Yannick Salem (Republic of Congo) Johann Smith (United States) Jason Van Blerk (Australia)
Barry Conlon and Carl Ikeme have already been inducted so isn't eligible for this week!
As always, these are suggestions, you can pick anyone you like.
I thought Keith Alexander was dog muck for us, so you could add him to the list, but I will go for Cirak, he was f***ing dire. However, did Assoverbreakfast get inducted on week A? If not I'm picking him, utter garbage, God must have put that guy together out of reject Action Man parts!
Post by hatter_in_macc on Feb 11, 2014 22:02:35 GMT
All of those listed were either completely useless or utterly forgettable - and I will save venting my spleen about the risible Jason van Blerk until next week! - but, for now, I shall go for Tes Bramble.
Not the worst player, granted, but his early bath at The Moss Rose did lead to our getting hit for six on that miserable Boxing Day against that lot down the road from Macc Towers, whilst, off the pitch... well, 'nuff said.
Post by another_ruined_saturday on Feb 11, 2014 23:02:47 GMT
i'll have some of that action, macca. one great early goal showed potential, the remainder of his performances showed none. i was particularly annoyed by his first half display at alfreton, when he showed all the pace and balance of me on the frosty running track last night...
if you add to that his sub-nathan barley piratical future-spiv look, which would look silly on an over-moneyed show pony at the bernabeu never mind in SK3, then should live long in county notoriety.
I would have stuck with Cirak myself had I not remembered the man with two legs that wanted to go in opposite directions, but Cirak is right up there. He didn't even remotely resemble a footballer, what the f*** McKnight was thinking when he brought him in, God only knows.