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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 11, 2017 14:49:14 GMT
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Post by dudleyhatter on Nov 11, 2017 15:29:35 GMT
Welcome to Boris’ first dates
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Post by gazz on Nov 11, 2017 17:04:38 GMT
"the 'Jimmy Ball out' rally ends abruptly as news filters through of his last-gasp equaliser at Boston..."
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 11, 2017 17:46:48 GMT
and after this tomato, next I'll put my foot in my mouth
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 11, 2017 18:53:54 GMT
We're all behind you, Boris .................... oops, p'rhaps not then.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 11, 2017 18:55:18 GMT
When Teresa said "Boris, sod off and join the Greens" this wasn't quite what she had in mind.
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Post by hermannsays on Nov 11, 2017 20:17:07 GMT
Boris was encouraged by his Special Adviser to create a memorable speech that would stir the nation back home while reaching out to other nations. He sat down to eat and within ten minutes he had come up with his own "I have a dream":
"Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff."
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Post by ceefer on Nov 12, 2017 13:30:50 GMT
Cue Eric Carmen:
All by myself
Don't want to be, all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't want to live, all by myself anymore
(sounds better than everyone hates my guts and wont have lunch with me)
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 12, 2017 21:27:19 GMT
Tomato: Doctor, Doctor, I've got a tw*t holding a fork sticking out of my ar*e
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Post by ceefer on Nov 13, 2017 19:29:21 GMT
Me and my big mouth dropping a tomato in it.
Me and my big mouth dropping myself in it
Me and my big mouth - wonder what the foods like in Iran?
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Nov 13, 2017 20:31:09 GMT
A buffet fit for a buffoon.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 13, 2017 20:33:37 GMT
All gassy froth................... and the bottle of coke as well.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 14, 2017 11:15:00 GMT
"I thought they were joking when they said the Iranian's had put sheep's testicles on the menu today,
................................especially for me".
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Post by ceefer on Nov 28, 2017 17:38:34 GMT
Is it a good time to judge this great photo Lennie?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 28, 2017 18:26:52 GMT
Ooops. I remembered at the weekend but was away. Then I forgot !!
I blame my age.
So here goes - the winner is - Tomato: Doctor, Doctor, I've got a tw*t holding a fork sticking out of my ar*e
Eppers picks up the crown.
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