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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 2, 2017 21:48:34 GMT
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Post by dudleyhatter on Nov 2, 2017 21:53:43 GMT
I spy with my little eye...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2017 9:53:41 GMT
"And if I pull it like this it looks like Frank Zappa."
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Post by gazz on Nov 3, 2017 10:14:41 GMT
"You're nicked!....now, you can either come quietly...."
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Post by countyfan on Nov 3, 2017 11:49:59 GMT
"I'm sorry sir, it's all to do with health and safety you see, but i'm pleased to tell you that you've passed all the criteria and checks and you may now proceed with the dogging activities you came to do"
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 3, 2017 16:52:26 GMT
As Ken Dodd used to sing " A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess".
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 3, 2017 16:54:05 GMT
Not quite what I meant, sir, when I said we had to take down your particulars!
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Post by dudleyhatter on Nov 3, 2017 21:55:17 GMT
Seriously...green pants?
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Post by hermannsays on Nov 4, 2017 0:22:26 GMT
This week in The Class of '92, we listen in to the post-match debrief where joint managers Charles and Eddie ask their goalkeeper to explain his red card.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 4, 2017 9:25:43 GMT
Police are cocksure they have apprehended the right villain.
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Post by ceefer on Nov 5, 2017 12:41:26 GMT
I'd say asking me to drop my pants is barefaced cheek
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Post by countyfan on Nov 7, 2017 17:12:57 GMT
"Because there's so many police around I just presumed this is where all the di*ks hang out"!!!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 7, 2017 18:24:41 GMT
"Well, Officer, I told County Heaven readers I would show my arse to the world if Stockport
ever get out of the National Conference League"
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 7, 2017 18:25:24 GMT
So that's what they call a "Prince Albert" !
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Post by hermannsays on Nov 8, 2017 9:58:32 GMT
Look what I've nicknamed 'Cressida' in honour of the Met Police Commissioner.
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