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Post by dudleyhatter on Oct 10, 2017 19:18:14 GMT
Here's your next offering. Thank goodness for the internet which allows so many idiots to post their foolishness for all to see!
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Post by dudleyhatter on Oct 10, 2017 19:19:40 GMT
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 10, 2017 20:24:37 GMT
The moment Terry Hall decided that a stuffed puppet called Lenny the Lion was a safer option.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 11, 2017 8:55:28 GMT
Sleeping Lion -- "Just wait until he gets overconfident and sticks his head in MY mouth"
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 11, 2017 8:56:52 GMT
"This is the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth".
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 11, 2017 8:59:04 GMT
Latest entrant for The Darwin Award proves up to the task.
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Post by countyfan on Oct 11, 2017 9:32:24 GMT
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.................thank f*ck for that or he'd have my guts for garters if he saw what I was doing to his wife"!!!
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Post by hermannsays on Oct 11, 2017 16:42:16 GMT
Peter: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....Lucy! Susan! Edmund!"
Aslan: "Everyone loves an alternative ending."
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Post by dudleyhatter on Oct 11, 2017 16:46:29 GMT
Peter: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO....Lucy! Susan! Edmund!" Aslan: "Everyone loves an alternative ending." That's a high bar folks, a genuine laugh out loud! I'm sure you can do even better though... |
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Post by ceefer on Oct 11, 2017 19:09:22 GMT
Mission impossible completed...That’s his false teeth back in.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Oct 12, 2017 6:24:09 GMT
Here's one for you...
My lion's got no nose
How does he smell?
Terrib...
...right, that's it. Eat him, eat him now
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Oct 12, 2017 19:15:05 GMT
f***'s sake. can't you just tickle me behind the ears like everyone else?
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Oct 12, 2017 19:16:18 GMT
no you tit, the thorn's in my paw not my maw...
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 12, 2017 20:16:36 GMT
This could be a big cat-astrophe !!
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Post by gazz on Oct 13, 2017 6:15:35 GMT
"What do you think of it so far?"
"Ruggish!"
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