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Post by Epworth Hatter on Oct 3, 2017 11:43:14 GMT
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Oct 3, 2017 12:08:05 GMT
"Why has everyone deserted me?"
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Post by gazz on Oct 3, 2017 13:23:09 GMT
Wife: "My husband once told me that a Scouser would take the pennies from a dead man's eyes, so he asked to buried head first just in case!"
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 3, 2017 15:10:08 GMT
It wouldn't fit up my backside, so I went for second best.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 3, 2017 15:11:56 GMT
Bernie Clifton's first attempt at impersonating an ostrich.
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Post by countyfan on Oct 3, 2017 15:27:42 GMT
"Here we go kids, I've found a spare parasol holder over there, we'll set our towels around that one"
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Post by hermannsays on Oct 3, 2017 15:39:15 GMT
Attenborough, narrating...
"And here we see the Brodie Journeyman. The creature spends 1% of its time making a home and 99% of its time looking for a new one. Once all new homes have been exhausted, the creature simply buries its head in the sand and repeatedly shouts: I just want an arm round me.
Being the only specimen on the planet, no-one's quite sure what happens after this phase although Scientology is one plausible outcome."
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Post by gazz on Oct 3, 2017 15:46:49 GMT
"No oil in there, maybe I need a bigger drill..."
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Oct 3, 2017 17:13:36 GMT
"Park your beach-bikes here!"
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Post by dudleyhatter on Oct 3, 2017 20:26:12 GMT
Of course we're going up...
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Oct 3, 2017 20:45:08 GMT
i'm too distracted by the brown suit/sock/shoe combo to think of a line. those shoes look like david pleat's when he skipped across the maine road pitch that time...
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 3, 2017 20:47:37 GMT
Argggghhhh !!! OFSTED are coming !
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Oct 5, 2017 8:22:31 GMT
County fan awaits the result from Darlington.
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Post by gazz on Oct 5, 2017 8:36:52 GMT
Argggghhhh !!! OFSTED are coming ! County fan awaits the result from Darlington.  |
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Post by countyfan on Oct 5, 2017 9:12:32 GMT
County fan awaits the result from Darlington. That looks nothing like me!!! I'd never wear brown socks! |
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