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Post by gazz on Apr 25, 2017 14:57:59 GMT
 I'm sure you're all going to have fun with this one!  |
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Apr 25, 2017 15:41:16 GMT
Bejabbers, I thought we had a problem spelling "police" !!! (Try it with the accent).
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Apr 25, 2017 16:26:27 GMT
Do you fancy a smack over the head ?.........................................
............Because you are going to get one if you don't put the ruddy plastic hammer down !!!!!
(again try it with the Polish accent)
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Apr 25, 2017 19:07:49 GMT
"charging taser..."
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Post by dudleyhatter on Apr 25, 2017 21:23:13 GMT
Go on then son... just try it
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Post by countyfan on Apr 26, 2017 7:55:03 GMT
"Mallet's Mallet is a word association game where you mustn't pause or hesitate, repeat a word or say a word I don't like, otherwise you get a bash on the head like this ..... or like this ...... . And it's the one with the most bruises who loses"
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 26, 2017 8:18:54 GMT
Why are you hitting me?
Because we're both Inbetweeners
(is it just me who thinks he looks like Will from The Inbetweeners?)
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 26, 2017 8:19:45 GMT
So, you're the polic, ja?
It's what it says on the jacket...
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 26, 2017 8:21:10 GMT
When they said it was a friendly between Ireland and Poland, I'm not sure that's what they meant
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Post by hermannsays on Apr 26, 2017 10:15:38 GMT
Riot police later arrested the two amateur photographers on charges of 'being inept with a point and shoot/budget DSLR' after they had managed to stand in the view of each others' shots while capturing the staged inflatable hammer attack.
At their trial, the prosecution stated that "There can be no excuses for such an abomination." Turning to the gallery of sobbing family members and angry professional photographers, Mike Petch added that "Society is already being ruined by selfie-stick addicts, wafting their vanity wands with reckless abandon in busy places. Furthermore, your honourja, one cannot even visit a Simon and Garfunkel concert without having to peer over raised hands holding mobile phones, presumably trying to capture the experience of how it must feel to be a 6'8 wobbling moron at the concert of a lifetime. While some may argue this is a petty matter, the fact that we're here in court and the case is being reported on County Heaven in the UK suggests we're dealing with a very serious crime indeed."
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Apr 26, 2017 10:18:19 GMT
"We're already hammered, so we are... you might as well join us."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 13:37:38 GMT
"That's not the kind of thing we're trying to stop you blowing up."
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Apr 26, 2017 14:36:59 GMT
Policeman - "Irish stew, in the name of the law".
Fan - "Yes I might be Irish, but how did you know my name was Stew ?"
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Post by ceefer on Apr 27, 2017 19:51:43 GMT
Hah, you've hit the nail on the head
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Post by ceefer on Apr 27, 2017 19:52:31 GMT
They don't call me 'the mean lean green machine for nothin''
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