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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 19, 2017 10:02:57 GMT
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Post by dudleyhatter on Apr 19, 2017 10:27:17 GMT
What the hell was in one's herbal tea this morning
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Post by countybenno on Apr 19, 2017 10:33:26 GMT
look what happens when you genetically modified crops!!
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Post by countyfan on Apr 19, 2017 10:55:39 GMT
"Count yourself lucky my father isn't here! He always tends to say the wrong things to the people that look like their out of place.......so that guy behind you would of cropped for it with both barrels"!!!!
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Post by gazz on Apr 19, 2017 11:00:02 GMT
"have you got any cheese?"
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Post by hermannsays on Apr 19, 2017 17:26:18 GMT
Fruit: I'm privileged to meet you.
Charles: I'm privileged.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Apr 19, 2017 17:26:36 GMT
"Do you always dress and look like a prat ?"
"No, but do you always dress and look like a banana ?"
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Post by gazz on Apr 19, 2017 17:58:10 GMT
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Apr 19, 2017 18:16:31 GMT
mr banana, could you take off your costume and leave it on the floor right outside mater's bedroom?
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Apr 19, 2017 18:18:53 GMT
are you one's latest 'duchy originals' range?
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Post by dudleyhatter on Apr 19, 2017 23:07:34 GMT
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange you glad I'm not a banana
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Apr 20, 2017 8:24:57 GMT
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?"
...... a carrot !!!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 20, 2017 14:28:50 GMT
Got it straight away, gazz! Back when mock the week was funny. This is genuinely hilarious: Save |
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Apr 20, 2017 18:52:39 GMT
"Now then, you two seem like a right pair of fruits... oh, dash it all - I picked up my father's speech by mistake!"
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Post by hermannsays on Apr 20, 2017 19:13:33 GMT
Charles: "One supposes if one squeezes hard enough one might make juice!"
Bespectacled man: "Future king? Kill me now."
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