|
Post by hatter_in_macc on Jan 19, 2014 22:50:02 GMT
Delighted with a Bronze Medal, in the face of such fierce competition! Well judged, Eppers - and congratulations to Duds!
|
|
|
Post by gazz on Jan 19, 2014 22:56:51 GMT
'You're not fit to serve us chips' Brilliant! Well done to Macc & Rog for their podium positions, and huge congrats to Duds for a real corker of a winning line! Excellent first spell as judge, epworth, and thanks as always to Lennie for yet another cracking game. Superb, high quality turnout again, keep it up, everyone!
|
|
|
Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 20, 2014 9:13:00 GMT
It's a tough job being judge!
As soon as I'd posted the results I thought, 'Have I made the right decision?' But then I recounted the bribes and I was right
|
|
|
Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 20, 2014 13:16:28 GMT
Damn it, forgot my bribe money. It's still in the drawer in my desk at the office.
|
|
|
Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 20, 2014 13:59:10 GMT
A school boy error, Sandy, a school boy error.
Not that it would have made any difference; Mrs E is a Donny-lass and I'm still offended by your Limerick!
|
|
|
Post by sirroger on Jan 20, 2014 21:02:43 GMT
Well done, duds. I pictured the scene and it made me laugh.
Keep 'em coming Len,
|
|
|
Post by dudleyhatter on Jan 20, 2014 22:05:29 GMT
Wahey!
Cheers Epworth Sounds like an excellent chant.
Maybe we could try. "you're chip and you know you are!"
No OFSTED at the mo Lennie. They gave us good 14 months ago so still a couple of years off panic mode yet!
|
|
|
Post by dudleyhatter on Jan 20, 2014 22:06:35 GMT
Rog in my head his cap is on back to front!
|
|
|
Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 21, 2014 8:45:44 GMT
The only problem, Dudley, is that I don't think McDonalds would take him...
McD: So, you've applied for the job of 'fries server'. What do you think you will bring to the role, Ryan? McK: Well, I'd bring plenty of blue sky thinking. McD: Er, ok. Can you give me an example? McK: Of course. The first thing I'd do is get rid of all the oil in the deep fat dryer. It's an unnecessary cost that could be cut. McD: Yes but how would you cook the fries without the oil? The fryer would be rendered useless and all our customers would complain. McK: Erm, I suppose. I hadn't thought that far ahead. So how about this idea... McD: Thank you, Ryan. I think I've heard quite enough.
Dear Ryan, I am writing to inform you that your application has been unsuccessful. You will clearly be a liability to any company and we suggest you stick your 'blue sky thinking' where the sun don't shine. You are likely to be a danger to the success if any organisation and suggest you emigrate to Mu Mu Land (although the last train left an hour ago). Yours sincerely, (sic) McD
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2014 9:01:00 GMT
Dear McDonalds,
Don't send your sh*t to us.
Yours sincerely,
B. Drummond and J. Cauty.
|
|
|
Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 21, 2014 9:22:44 GMT
Very good gentlemen.
|
|