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Post by sirroger on Jan 17, 2014 13:36:27 GMT
New opponents who come in dis-Guise(ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs. Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks?, Is Ryan's thinking just blue skies?
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Post by dudleyhatter on Jan 17, 2014 19:08:38 GMT
Too many for me to check through so if I've stole or plagiarised soz an all that
New opponents who come in dis-Guise (ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs. Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks? Get Ryan in a baseball cap selling fries
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Post by gazz on Jan 17, 2014 20:36:45 GMT
That's brilliant that, Duds. Getting some great turnouts on these now, not to mention some superb rhyming, long may it continue!
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Post by sirroger on Jan 17, 2014 20:58:45 GMT
New opponents who come in dis-Guise(ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs, Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks? Is "pitchgate"a web of scandal and lies!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 17, 2014 21:10:47 GMT
Certainly giving Epworth a difficult first choice !!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 18, 2014 13:05:23 GMT
seeing as the game is postponed I will leave this running for the rest of today just in case you have nothing else to do. (Think we ran out of water and wet puns last time).
New opponents who come in dis-Guise(ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs, Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks? Or arrange for a pitch-side baptise (ment) ?
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jan 18, 2014 13:08:11 GMT
New opponents who came come in dis-Guise(ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs, Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks? Well, we might when their bl**dy pitch dries!
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Post by dudleyhatter on Jan 18, 2014 16:40:28 GMT
New opponents who came come in dis-Guise(ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs, Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks? Is this what happens when Chuck Norris cries?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 18, 2014 16:41:45 GMT
New opponents who come in dis-Guise(ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs, Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks? I feel sorry for all you travelling guys.
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Post by sirroger on Jan 18, 2014 18:26:18 GMT
New opponents who come in dis-Guise(ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs, Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks? "F*** me, how do I judge this!?" epworth cries
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 18, 2014 18:54:34 GMT
You're not kidding, Rog. Off to the Mull of Kintyre for me. I may be some time!
New opponents who come in dis-Guise (ley) This week's defeat following on from some highs. Tis "The Lions" of West Yorks, Can we pop a few corks? This is the hardest decision ever, though I do have a tendency to sensationalise!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 18, 2014 20:19:44 GMT
Here we goooooooo................... "Time for a decision" Eppy. Plenty of days before the next game so take your time and enjoy the experience.
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 19, 2014 20:41:00 GMT
...and if I get this judgement wrong, I'll need some good alibis!
Another cracking week of Limericks which is great for everyone except the sodding judge.
So, here it is (drum roll, please). The scores on the doors are:
3rd is Macc with, 'Sure will if Ryan says his goodbyes'. Amen to that, brother. 2nd is SirRoger with: 'The China deal's on!, just got to cross the t's and dot the i's'. This podium place is partly for the optimism and quality of the line and partly because of his perseverance! 1st is Dudley with: 'Get Ryan in a baseball cap selling fries'. I think we would all agree that working the counter at Maccy D's is about the right level of responsibility this numpty should be given. A simple, yet devastating critique of his skills and abilities.
Complaints should be made in writing to: 4, I-don't-give-a-damn Street, Do-it-yourself-next-time-if-you-think-you-can-do-better Ville, Epworth.
Finally, thanks to Len for the quality of the original lines.
Over and out.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 19, 2014 20:54:58 GMT
Excellent choices, Eppy, in a very difficult week with some excellent lines to choose from. Thank you for a superb debut. AND congrats to Dudders. It scanned and it rhymed !!!!! Ofsted must be due shortly forcing compliance with the rules. Don't worry about getting "judgements wrong", as I tell my junior referees at the local competition I organise "the referee is always right..... even when he's wrong". Thanks to all for entering, just another one we will have to do again later in the season. New one coming soon.
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 19, 2014 22:09:15 GMT
Thanks, Len. My wife says I need to get out more, but I really do enjoy the Limerick Lounge!
Since I read Dudley's line the following song popped into my head and won't leave,'You're not fit to serve us chips'. Do you think it will catch on at EP as a chant in the general direction of the Directors Box?
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