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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Mar 3, 2015 19:37:03 GMT
The away form improves and a the bad run of three defeats comes to an end. Also, it's 9th vs 10th. County have a 3 point advantage but "The Moors" have a game in hand and a much better goal difference. Where shall we go with this limerick then ? Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham, Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ? Mid-table battle for pride, As we sit side by side ............................................................ Sir Macca of Macclesfield is  for this one as we try to keep a little interest in our remaining fixtures as the play-offs look less and less likely. Have fun. Edit:- Stop Press------------------------ Monday 2nd March --------------- Hyde 1 Solihull 0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by gazz on Mar 3, 2015 21:54:14 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
Plenty of goals past their 'keeper we'll slam!
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Post by gazz on Mar 3, 2015 21:59:38 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
Just be confident that we'll win, cos I am!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Mar 4, 2015 9:42:46 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
No, we're still pushing for the playoffs - come on Len, get with the program!
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Post by countyfan on Mar 4, 2015 15:36:54 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
The difference in class is like us being a steak and them being a tin of spam!
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
We should slaughter these as if they are a lamb!
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
We should knock these over like we're a battering ram!
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
We have to stay positive and think "can we get out of this league....yes we can"!!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Mar 6, 2015 9:26:49 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
Genuine hope of owning EP, or is it just a sham?
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
After the fans forum, I think we are in need of balsam!
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
We need to get the two sides together to smoke peace pipes in a wigwam
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Post by archie on Mar 6, 2015 10:54:47 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side.
Let's reduce them to rubble (like Bamm-Bamm).
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 6:56:52 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side.
Young Guns (Go For It) like Wham!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 7:01:39 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side.
Kick their arse, a la Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 7:03:52 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side.
Will '77' celebrate 3 points with a wee dram?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Mar 7, 2015 9:35:30 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side.
Lose and I'll chuck me toys out the pram !
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 9:50:06 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side.
Send them back feeling like they've had a rectal exam.
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Post by ceefer on Mar 7, 2015 11:25:19 GMT
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
Singing 'whoah Black Betty Bam-a-Lam'
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
Send 'em all home crying for their Mam
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
Visiting Edgeley Park they'll be full of alprazolam.
Welcome "The Moors" from East Birming-ham,
Damson Park ! P'raps famous for jam ?
Mid-table battle for pride,
As we sit side by side
After a heavy loss they'll be prescribed Diazepam
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Post by gazz on Mar 7, 2015 11:32:08 GMT
Singing 'whoah Black Betty Bam-a-Lam' If that was a deliberate use of the 'Jam' reference, then that is seriously inspired!  |
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Mar 7, 2015 19:07:57 GMT
Some quality rhyming going on here, fellow limericists!
I will leave it until tomorrow before adjudicating - so as to allow time for any feelgood post-match lines...
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