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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Dec 13, 2022 18:29:59 GMT
i managed to get stopped for having a headlight out and was breathalysed for the first time ever. blew zero, but i'm not sure my dad's "he's only had coke..." from the passenger seat was that helpful. That reminded me so much of this... fortunately his 'helpful' interjection didn't result in me being subjected to an intimate cavity search by a particularly un-gentle member of the derbyshire constabulary.
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Post by gazz on Dec 14, 2022 21:06:04 GMT
FIFA boss Gianni Infantino.
I saw him in the crowd at tonight's game between France and Morocco, sporting a suit and not just trainers...... but WHITE trainers.
What an absolute tw##.
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Post by gazz on Dec 17, 2022 9:33:54 GMT
Alex Scott - please just shut the f*** up.
Over eggs the pudding far too much for my liking, with modern clichés like "playing through the lines", going on and on about "the press" and players "in and out of possession".
Your average football fan can see what's going on, they don't need it explaining to them. You've got the job, mate, just slot in and stop trying to stand out with football manual b*ll*cks.
Pity I can't just switch her off like I can on FIFA!
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Post by ceefer on Dec 17, 2022 17:15:01 GMT
Alex Scott - please just shut the f*** up. Over eggs the pudding far too much for my liking, with modern clichés like "playing through the lines", going on and on about "the press" and players "in and out of possession". Your average football fan can see what's going on, they don't need it explaining to them. You've got the job, mate, just slot in and stop trying to stand out with football manual b*ll*cks. Pity I can't just switch her off like I can on FIFA!
Exactly she's as irritating as Clare Balding - sick of both of them hogging the limelight.
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Post by gazz on Dec 21, 2022 21:30:48 GMT
Not Wayne Mardle..... Yet! It's related, though.
The PDC crowd at the Ally Pally, absolute morons. You could grab any random 'fan' at any given tournament and ask them a Darts question, and I'm willing to wager that they'd be unable to answer.
It's just one big p*** up, but it's when the idiots start whistling and jeering when the players throw for doubles that really irritates me, yet the referee and commentators do and say nothing to stop or criticise it.
Real darts fans stay at home and watch the game, the helmets at the events spend the entire evening trying to see who can be the biggest tw##.
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Post by gazz on Dec 22, 2022 20:04:18 GMT
The darts...... Again.
Empty heads singing "Scotland get battered...." while Gary Anderson is playing - why? What is it with this London crowd that they feel they've got to behave like absolute whoppers?
They were singing "you're just a s**t Gareth Bale" at Welsh former world champion Gerwyn Price the other night, I honestly don't know where to start with that.
These are two great players and both are world champs that deserve respect.
That London crowd are an absolute f***ing embarrassment and the PDC need to get their fingers out.
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Post by gazz on Jan 1, 2023 21:14:52 GMT
Yep, the Darts...... AGAIN.
I have just watched Wayne 'Empty cabinet' Mardle, the king of the treble 5 hitters, say pretty much this - "I don't care who you are, you hear this nonsense, right, and it IS nonsense - 'I want to beat Gerwyn Price, I want to beat Michael van Gerwen in the final, I want to beat Phil Taylor or whoever it may be. You don't, you just don't. You don't want to play the world best players, you want to win the world title by not being pushed, by getting a free roll all the way and people playing poor against you, because no-one cares, because if you win the world title, you win it...." WHAT THE ACTUAL f***?
What an absolute f***ing weapon. No wonder that gobshite never won anything.
How the f*** has he got a contract with Sky as an 'expert'? f***ing staggering stuff.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Jan 2, 2023 10:51:23 GMT
His standard of darts and punditry is all the crowd deserve and expect.
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Post by gazz on Jan 2, 2023 12:45:58 GMT
His standard of darts and punditry is all the crowd deserve and expect. Agreed, Duds. When you win a title in a sport like that, you want to win it the hard way and beat the best, then you can look back and say you earned it. I remember when Peter Wright won the UK Open after MVG had dropped out and Gary Anderson was knocked out in the third round, Mardle had himself pointed out during comms at a tournament later in the year that, with no MVG and Anderson going out early, it took the gloss off the win. He's also pointed out more than once on comms that the PDC wasn't as strong as it now when Phil Taylor, a man it's clear he's got a serious problem with, won most of his titles. It either matters who you beat or it doesn't, he needs to make his mind up. I do know that if world titles were won by consistently hitting the treble and big 5, Empty cabinet Mardle would have a lot more polishing to do on his days off from talking absolute shite.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Jan 3, 2023 22:23:45 GMT
Back to the darts!
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Post by gazz on Jan 3, 2023 23:42:40 GMT
That was an incredible leg, Duds and an incredible performance from Smith. The moment MvG turned to walk off the stage at 2 legs apiece in the 7th set, I knew his head had gone - Smith just needed to stay focused and he did. That final set was the perfect example of how Smith had beaten him up in that game, because from 2 legs up, you'd expect MvG to close that one out 3-0. It was an epic performance from Michael Smith and, like John Part said afterwards, he more than likely drew on his brilliant Grand Slam win to help him get the job done. Fantastic night of Darts - huge congrats to Michael Smith!
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Post by gazz on Jan 4, 2023 0:16:53 GMT
World number 1 now too, Duds. That video has not just gone viral, it's gone completely f***ing extinction-level pandemic!
Just unbelievable!
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jan 4, 2023 13:27:09 GMT
Not an avid follower of Darts - but that is absolutely sensational! Well played, Michael Smith.
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Post by ceefer on Jan 9, 2023 17:35:12 GMT
Drivers on 4 lane motorways forever sitting in the fast lane or 3rd lane when lanes 1 and 2 are empty. F***w*ts.
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Post by gazz on Jan 9, 2023 22:11:20 GMT
Drivers who slingshot off roundabouts onto the road I'm trying to cross with my bicycle, without indicating that they are - give us a clue, you gobshites.
My message to ignorant drivers who don't respect us pedestrians and/or cyclists is this - if every one of us decided to get a car, you would be spending your whole life sat in f***ing traffic.
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