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Post by Admin on Apr 17, 2014 15:56:09 GMT
My first boots were a pair of Umbro boots, standard black pair with white umbro detail, loved them, scored my first and to date only 11-a-side hattrick, currently sporting a pair of cheap kappa boots, slightly more flash but still black and blue!
I'll never ever ever wear a pair of coloured boots, I only once did through necessity, a pair of gold and black total 90s, great fit but I felt like a right muppets!
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Apr 17, 2014 16:30:47 GMT
I played a lot of rugby, rather than football, at school. My first pair of boots were Patrick rugby boots. They were proper 'boots' that came up around the ankle to give extra support and protect the ankle bone. I remember that the walk from the changing rooms to the pich was along a path that was just compressed grit. Even metal studs didn't last 2 minutes before they were ground down to stubs! Just like the orginal Fords, they were available in any colour so long as it was black. (Not that I would have chosen any other colour!)
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Post by Admin on Apr 17, 2014 17:30:14 GMT
Bounab What a guy! Attachments:
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Apr 17, 2014 17:51:26 GMT
County's Beatles Five-a-side Team
Paul Jones George Donnelly John Jeffers Joe COn(n)or Michael 'Ringo' Rose-s
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Post by sandbachhatter on Apr 23, 2014 12:06:31 GMT
The Birds and the Bees
Altrincham Away - 24th August 2013.
I was sat with Maccy and Macc Jnr for this game, and part way into the match we discussed Gianluca Havern. Naturally, it didn't take long for me to remind Maccy (not that he needed reminding I am sure) of his (Gianluca's, not Maccy's) liaison with a certain Tulisa.
"Well," said Maccy "I'm not sure about dated, but he certainly sh*gged her"
Immediately, he realised that this was not only said loudly, but directly across Macc Jnr who was sat between us. Oh dear. Maybe he hadn't heard it? Maybe he'd choose to ignore it. Sadly not.
"Dad.... what does sh*gged mean?"
"Erm... it means he took her out to dinner."
Nice recovery Maccy. Sadly to no avail as young Macc Jnr wasn't buying it. Still, I guess she is now famous online for eating something....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 12:34:41 GMT
"Erm... it means he took her out to dinner."
Nice recovery until maccy takes his wife out to dinner and macc jr tells all his class the next day...
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Post by gazz on Apr 23, 2014 13:37:10 GMT
Brilliant story, Sandy! @ Downy: Quality, mate!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Apr 23, 2014 14:07:30 GMT
Time for ARS to pass on the Mantle of Brilliance to this week's worthy storyteller.
Week C is on the way very shortly.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Apr 23, 2014 18:31:05 GMT
plenty of quality again. honourable mentions particularly to epworth slip-sliding away, lennie's barrow two-parter, fudge's many-pronged buxton article...but for the sheer spectacle of dave logan having it large to 'rock lobster', it has to be rog's.
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Post by gazz on Apr 23, 2014 18:50:38 GMT
Well done, Rog!
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Post by Admin on Apr 23, 2014 18:58:04 GMT
Nice one, Rog!
Cheers for the honourable mention, ars!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Apr 23, 2014 19:07:26 GMT
you nearly got it just on the basis that i grew up there and i was there at my mum's on sunday, fudge!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Apr 24, 2014 8:19:23 GMT
Thanks ARS.
Congrats Sir Rog. You are our new selector of the CHAOS Crown.
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Post by sirroger on Apr 24, 2014 12:10:47 GMT
@ exile, thanks for that. Must have a blast of 'Love Shack' for old times sake.
@ len, CH's very own Leonard Sachs.
Some excellent entries for 'B' to go along with those outlined already in 'A' and no doubt a similar standard to follow in 'C' and through to 'Z'
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Post by offertonhatter on May 3, 2014 19:45:21 GMT
BEERI just had to put this on the CHAOS thread, but it involves beer. It comes down to a time I was living in Croydon for a while. Matchday was Crystal Palace V COUNTY. So what is to be done? Well meeting up with southern hatters before the match in the Railway Telegraph in Thornton Heath, not too far from the ground. Harborough came over from Weston-super-mud where he was living at the time. Several pints of southern beer were consumed that day before the match. Then off to Selhurst Park for the match. Of course the script was not in County's favour at the time, we were 3-0 down during the course of the match. However, and this is scary, after numerous pints, you need to go to the toilet. So off I went. Whilst replenishing London's water supply, what happens? Yes we scored. 3-1 Damn..... A little later, the match at the same score, I needed the loo again (damn that London beer). Off I go. What happens? Yep we score again. BUGGER. Missed two goals and the game becomes interesting. 3-2. More time goes on, County are on top, that flippin beer is doing that stuff and a third visit to the ceramic is needed. Match is quiet, off I pop. Whilst recovering from being cross-eyed, what happens? Yes, you guess it, we score again. 3-3. I missed our third goal. Match ends at 3-3, and I miss all our goals. So, if you see me going to the loo during a match, chances are we will score........
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