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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 12, 2017 11:43:50 GMT
Here we are for the 300th time on this "New Board" (can't remember how many we did previously).
We have a trip to deepest, darkest Lankashur and the Giant Axe in Lancaster.
Enjoy this one.
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
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Happy tercentenary to us , have fun. Eppers to judge this one for us.
Homework for the Week:- Two Lancaster based teams, Skerton F.C. (1897-1900) and Lancaster Athletic F.C. (1905-11) had competed in the Lancashire Combination but Skerton dropped out of the league without completing their final season (1899-1900) while Lancaster Athletic played their final season (1910-11) in the West Lancashire Football League, again with the club being unable to complete it's fixtures. The present club was then founded in the spring of 1911 as Lancaster Town F.C. and were admitted to Division Two of the Lancashire Combination for the start of the 1911–12 season after proving to the league and the Lancashire FA that they had no connection with the previous two clubs.
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Post by countyfan on Dec 12, 2017 15:08:11 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
And put more fear into them than a haka by the All Blacks!
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
And get who in the next round? I reckon Halifax!
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
I think the only way they'll hurt us is with counterattacks
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Post by archie on Dec 12, 2017 15:13:16 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
Knock On Wood like Eddie Floyd did on Stax.
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 12, 2017 16:51:26 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick!
Energised by a large Pepsi Max!
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Post by countyfan on Dec 12, 2017 17:22:24 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe, Jim should play a team that attacks. Ossie could make them sick, With another hat-trick! Energised by a large Pepsi Max! And Nik-naks? |
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Post by ceefer on Dec 12, 2017 18:45:22 GMT
Well done Lennie! Brilliant
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
We’ll nail this one so all relax!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 14, 2017 14:54:46 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
As sweet as the song of a plectrophenax !!
(It's a snow bunting)
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 14, 2017 14:56:19 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
He's from Barcelona - hang on,no. That's Andrew Sachs.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 14, 2017 21:22:12 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
Let's interrogate them like Jeremy Pax.
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Post by archie on Dec 15, 2017 12:44:19 GMT
For Springsteen fans:
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick !
We can Boss them (with Clarence on sax).
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 15, 2017 13:26:36 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe, Jim should play a team that attacks. Ossie could make them sick, With another hat-trick! Hope there's a warm press box for us hacks!  |
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Post by gazz on Dec 15, 2017 15:46:16 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick!
Calling the tune, with soul - just like Stax!
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Post by ceefer on Dec 15, 2017 18:06:25 GMT
For Springsteen fans: To Lancaster, who play at the Axe, Jim should play a team that attacks. Ossie could make them sick, With another hat-trick ! We can Boss them (with Clarence on sax). The guy was a legend.... |
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Post by ceefer on Dec 15, 2017 18:08:28 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe,
Jim should play a team that attacks.
Ossie could make them sick,
With another hat-trick!
Forecast by Countyfan - another of his Facts!
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 16, 2017 0:40:15 GMT
To Lancaster, who play at the Axe, Jim should play a team that attacks. Ossie could make them sick, With another hat-trick! Three hundred rhymes? Cue pats on backs!  |
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