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Post by gazz on May 11, 2017 11:43:12 GMT
I wonder what's to come next from his blue sky thinking...
Teaching the club to tie its own laces?
Brush its own teeth?
Wipe its own arse?
Empty its own bins?
People in glass houses always have to answer the door?
I'd rather have Karl Pilkington in charge at EP.
Having said that, there's a part of me that wants him to stay in Football. Not to any degree of success, I might add, but just for the odd moment of amusement - a bit like The Wealdstone Raider or that silly old bugger with the 'End is nigh' sandwich board that used to stalk up and down Hardcastle Road on match days years ago!
We need morons like McKnight in the game, if only to remind us just how sh*t things really can get if you get to a point where you think your club can't possibly get any worse.
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Post by jimboslovechild on May 11, 2017 13:24:57 GMT
At a donkey sanctuary somewhere in Sweden, Adnan Cirak is tying on two left-foot football boots in preparation.
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Post by gazz on May 11, 2017 13:46:54 GMT
At a donkey sanctuary somewhere in Sweden, Adnan Cirak is tying on two left-foot football boots in preparation. I just had to dig this one out after that -
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on May 11, 2017 21:54:52 GMT
At a donkey sanctuary somewhere in Sweden, Adnan Cirak is tying on two left-foot football boots in preparation. and tweeting excitedly with his hooves about how many carrots he'll receive in payment... tw##.
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Post by bigfudge on May 11, 2017 22:01:11 GMT
Whoa whoa gents! I get we're still a bit sore at the whole McKnight debacle but let's not drag our legends through the mud! Who could forget his ultra close-range screamer (the uneducated amongst us may call it a tap-in) in the 3-2 home loss to Hereford.
Or his pin point shin shot against Gateshead meaning we staved off relegation for another 90 hours or so!
Bite your tongues gentlemen!
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Post by hatter_in_macc on May 12, 2017 9:02:10 GMT
Quite right, Fudgie. And, besides, he was better than Bounab...
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Post by gazz on May 12, 2017 9:17:31 GMT
Quite right, Fudgie. And, besides, he was better than Bounab... Ah, but was he fit to shine Euan's winkle pickers? My guess is that he couldn't Holden candle to him!
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Post by hatter_in_macc on May 12, 2017 9:24:34 GMT
Just how Mani ex-County-anti-legends are still on Fudgie's Christmas-card list?!
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Post by gazz on May 12, 2017 9:35:22 GMT
Just how Mani ex-County-anti-legends are still on Fudgie's Christmas-card list?! I reckon - and this is merely an Assoumption - that there are far too Mani to mention. We could set up a phone Poole where people can text in with their suggestions, but I'd strongly recommend they get permission from Nabil payer before doing so.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2017 10:22:55 GMT
You'll have fudgie Nashing his teeth.
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Post by gazz on May 12, 2017 11:44:54 GMT
You'll have fudgie Nashing his teeth. Well he does come across a tad Martinet when it comes to defending his heroes!
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Post by bigfudge on May 13, 2017 0:52:16 GMT
If I made a list of the amount of County anti-heroes who I have a great deal of respect and love for, I'd need a Craney to help me lift it, or at list a few people to give me a Hand!
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Post by gazz on May 13, 2017 1:22:59 GMT
If I made a list of the amount of County anti-heroes who I have a great deal of respect and love for, I'd need a Craney to help me lift it, or at list a few people to give me a Hand! Not bad. Just don't Bounabbing any of the puns we've already made!
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Post by bigfudge on May 13, 2017 1:25:10 GMT
Listen, Gaz! I know you think you Rule CH but a little respect for my ability to craft my own puns wouldn't go Amis!
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Post by gazz on May 13, 2017 1:28:26 GMT
Listen, I meant no Orm, son!
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