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Post by Admin on Jan 25, 2014 2:31:21 GMT
"Dr. Pepper, whats the Worst that can happen?"
Ryan McKnight, 12th October, 2004.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2014 2:33:40 GMT
"I know but in the summer I'm going to explain why it is different this time and why previous failures were inevitable"
10th March 2013.
Still waiting...
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Post by gazz on Jan 25, 2014 3:18:37 GMT
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jan 25, 2014 10:09:03 GMT
"I know that I divide opinion..."
No, cherub, you completely unite it.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 25, 2014 10:16:18 GMT
"Perhaps turning up to this sponsors event wasn't such a good idea after all. I'll never get this pizza out of my hair now. Yellowboard are right, he is an unpleasant chap"
25th January 2014 - 5.05pm
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jan 25, 2014 10:29:21 GMT
"And the cheery, Libran veneer of that other fellow from County Hell had me completely fooled. He's an utter maniac with a cocktail umbrella."
25th January 2014 - 10.15 (on release from Stepping Hill, following said (opened) umbrella's surgical removal)
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Post by sirroger on Jan 25, 2014 10:30:21 GMT
"I pride myself on being a 360 degree envelope" - looking in the mirror every morning
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Post by Admin on Jan 25, 2014 18:07:08 GMT
"You know, Aldi may not have proper brands but they're just as good"
Mundane quotes of McKnight
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 25, 2014 22:12:04 GMT
christ. reading that lot's killing me. i feel a need to cut my little finger off and send it to him in the post just in protest. he is alan partridge, and while downy has done some thorough research there, he hasn't even got all the worst ones...
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Post by gazz on Jan 25, 2014 22:17:29 GMT
".........Monkey Tennis?......."
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 25, 2014 22:22:37 GMT
eat my relegation! the club has got management seminar speaking idiocy all over its shirt.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 25, 2014 22:23:06 GMT
he's not even convincing. he just sounds like he's read a f***ing pamphlet.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 26, 2014 9:00:38 GMT
"It's a flex off a mini kettle. It's supposed to be a tail.... All right, it's inconsistent. CEO's by their very nature are inconsistent."
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 26, 2014 9:17:16 GMT
(Don't know if you have come across Savage Chickens before, but Doug Savage is a genius!)
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Post by gazz on Jan 26, 2014 10:31:58 GMT
Brilliant, epworth, that guy surely knows him! That is an excellent find, mate!
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