Post by sandbachhatter on Sept 27, 2015 19:25:45 GMT
Evening all,
I'm feeling rather terrible at present, and unless things change overnight, I will be taking my first sick day in nearly two years tomorrow.
I've decided to post Gazza's Week F choices a little early, on that basis. So, without further ado, over to the man himself...
Facebook (yeah, yeah, I know I'm predictable!)
"....anyway, you don't want to hear about my problems......."
Yeah right, if only! This has to go down as one of THE disasters of the 21st century. No, seriously, I mean it. Everywhere you go these days you see someone with their heads buried into their smartphone, sweating profusely in case they've missed someone announcing that they've just been to the fridge to "crack open a cold one" and are now "settling down with their loved one for a nice quiet night in front of the telly"!
When they're not reading someone else's inane drivel, they're posting plenty of their own about how "people need to come say it to my face if they have a problem with me" or that they're "sick of this sh*t......" Cue someone falling for it with "Awww, what's up, hun?", followed by a reply of "Inbox me...."
Why don't they just phone or go visit someone who gives a sh*t? If anyone ever really does! Also, you're not settling down with your loved one, you're ignoring them, and are instead trawling Facebook for the merest hint of an updated status or new photo of someone pouting before going on a night out, while standing in front of their brand new billboard-sized TV cuddling their new £1,000 Pug, while their "hubs is decorating" in the background, pasting £100 notes all over the living room walls............. (I'm starting to feel agitated now, I hope I can make it to the end of this 'F' without blowing a F'in gasket!)
Then there's the psuedo-grief that hits Facebook like a ******* Tsunami whenever someone they've never even heard of dies or is in trouble, even to the point of getting their names wrong when 'praying' for them. Also, when news stories of child abuse etc are posted, someone always 'likes' it, what in the name of Christ is that all about?
Right, I'm really starting to get angry here, so I'll close this now before I punch my computer and end up having a Facebook campaign to bring me to justice for technology abuse:
'pray for gazza's PC'!
Be gone, Facebook, and all who sail in you!
FIFA
Need I really say more? Dare I say more for fear of incurring a lawsuit? The facts are out there, most of us have read them. They need tossing into the vault for all eternity, maybe then we'll see England host a World Cup again..........ok, maybe not, but FIFA still need to go!
Fast Food restaurants and take aways
Do we really need as many as we have now? Where's the love, people? How many establishments genuinely prepare and cook your food to order these days? I bet you wouldn't run out of the fingers on one hand counting them, not ones the average Joe can afford to eat in anyway.
Kids these days are taken in by the fancy adverts and free gifts they get with these 'meals', and busy, stressed-out parents have no choice but to give in. Now, I love burgers as much as the next person, but please can't we have someone make one that needs more than one chew before you can swallow it? The sh*t they churn out these days starts dissolving in your mouth before you can get your teeth moving, and they call that 100% beef?! If that's 100% beef then it's a miracle our Cows and Bulls aren't falling apart before they get to the abattoir!
Sod off, McTucky King! The novelty has well and truly worn off, and I for one am no longer 'lovin' it'. How about "I'm chewin' it".......... just for once, eh?
Over to you guys to decide what is going in...
I'm feeling rather terrible at present, and unless things change overnight, I will be taking my first sick day in nearly two years tomorrow.
I've decided to post Gazza's Week F choices a little early, on that basis. So, without further ado, over to the man himself...
Facebook (yeah, yeah, I know I'm predictable!)
"....anyway, you don't want to hear about my problems......."
Yeah right, if only! This has to go down as one of THE disasters of the 21st century. No, seriously, I mean it. Everywhere you go these days you see someone with their heads buried into their smartphone, sweating profusely in case they've missed someone announcing that they've just been to the fridge to "crack open a cold one" and are now "settling down with their loved one for a nice quiet night in front of the telly"!
When they're not reading someone else's inane drivel, they're posting plenty of their own about how "people need to come say it to my face if they have a problem with me" or that they're "sick of this sh*t......" Cue someone falling for it with "Awww, what's up, hun?", followed by a reply of "Inbox me...."
Why don't they just phone or go visit someone who gives a sh*t? If anyone ever really does! Also, you're not settling down with your loved one, you're ignoring them, and are instead trawling Facebook for the merest hint of an updated status or new photo of someone pouting before going on a night out, while standing in front of their brand new billboard-sized TV cuddling their new £1,000 Pug, while their "hubs is decorating" in the background, pasting £100 notes all over the living room walls............. (I'm starting to feel agitated now, I hope I can make it to the end of this 'F' without blowing a F'in gasket!)
Then there's the psuedo-grief that hits Facebook like a ******* Tsunami whenever someone they've never even heard of dies or is in trouble, even to the point of getting their names wrong when 'praying' for them. Also, when news stories of child abuse etc are posted, someone always 'likes' it, what in the name of Christ is that all about?
Right, I'm really starting to get angry here, so I'll close this now before I punch my computer and end up having a Facebook campaign to bring me to justice for technology abuse:
'pray for gazza's PC'!
Be gone, Facebook, and all who sail in you!
FIFA
Need I really say more? Dare I say more for fear of incurring a lawsuit? The facts are out there, most of us have read them. They need tossing into the vault for all eternity, maybe then we'll see England host a World Cup again..........ok, maybe not, but FIFA still need to go!
Fast Food restaurants and take aways
Do we really need as many as we have now? Where's the love, people? How many establishments genuinely prepare and cook your food to order these days? I bet you wouldn't run out of the fingers on one hand counting them, not ones the average Joe can afford to eat in anyway.
Kids these days are taken in by the fancy adverts and free gifts they get with these 'meals', and busy, stressed-out parents have no choice but to give in. Now, I love burgers as much as the next person, but please can't we have someone make one that needs more than one chew before you can swallow it? The sh*t they churn out these days starts dissolving in your mouth before you can get your teeth moving, and they call that 100% beef?! If that's 100% beef then it's a miracle our Cows and Bulls aren't falling apart before they get to the abattoir!
Sod off, McTucky King! The novelty has well and truly worn off, and I for one am no longer 'lovin' it'. How about "I'm chewin' it".......... just for once, eh?
Over to you guys to decide what is going in...
