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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 19, 2014 14:44:35 GMT
Inspired by archie's excellent bar joke, I thought I'd start a thread based on the game from 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue'
If you haven't come across it before, the idea is that you take every day words and come up with a new definition (or daffynition as they say - a combination of daffy (meaning crazy) and definition).
The all time classic is from Stephen Fry who came up with: Countryside = to murder Piers Morgan.
archie's 'Polygon = the art of folding parrots' is another fine example
Other examples to get us going are: Cognac = to trick a long-haired Himalayan beast Rueful = a traffic jam in France Roulade = kangeroo fat Multiple= scotch whisky, heated and spiced Admin = contribute the least
I though we might even be able to get some County player names going, for example...
Bounab - to steal by distracting with a loud noise Duxbury - to move swiftly to avoid soft cheese launched in your general direction
(I think we should probably leave Liam Dickinson out of this one.)
We always seem to like a good pun-athon, so over to you...
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 19, 2014 15:11:48 GMT
Stockport - to build up a bank of fortified wine for later use Rooney - to belatedly worry about an old injury to the bendy part of your leg.
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Post by archie on Aug 19, 2014 15:21:27 GMT
Polygamy rather than polygon for the art of folding parrots, Eppers. (Predictive text striking again?) I think polygon is an ex-parrot.
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Post by countyfan on Aug 19, 2014 15:35:13 GMT
You said leave it alone Eppy, but I thought i'd give it a go!!
Dickinson - What is shouted to the whole house during the festive period when "A Christmas Carol" appears on the screen.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 19, 2014 15:36:04 GMT
Polygamy rather than polygon for the art of folding parrots, Eppers. (Predictive text striking again?) I think polygon is an ex-parrot. Not predictive text, archie as I'm on a lap top - just plain old fashioned carelessness on my part! Perhaps Polygamygon could be the art of folding dead parrots?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 19, 2014 15:37:34 GMT
Dickinson - What is shouted to the whole house during the festive when "A Christmas Carol" appears on the screen. Outstanding, cf. That is up there with the best!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 19, 2014 17:57:44 GMT
Van Persie - a Welshman demonstrating that his work vehicle sounds like a cat
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Post by archie on Aug 19, 2014 18:22:48 GMT
Catastrophe - asterisk used as a punctuation mark. (Think rear view with raised tail.)
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