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Post by archie on Aug 10, 2019 8:20:08 GMT
Archie, I love the thought of Jacob Rees Mogg in a replica football shirt ! Double breasted of course. The way that Rees-Mogg dresses his son is close to child abuse. Thinking about it, forcing people like him to be called Jake Mogg is as good an excuse as you need to ban double-barrels.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 10, 2019 8:41:40 GMT
Just think if Danny Dyer married Chris Rea's daughter !
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 10, 2019 9:06:51 GMT
...or if Whoopi Goldberg had married Peter Cushing...
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Post by dudleyhatter on Aug 10, 2019 9:10:30 GMT
Archie, I love the thought of Jacob Rees Mogg in a replica football shirt ! Double breasted of course. The way that Rees-Mogg dresses his son is close to child abuse. Thinking about it, forcing people like him to be called Jake Mogg is as good an excuse as you need to ban double-barrels. The way he names his children is worse: Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg introduces his son, Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg. The Conservative MP has become a father for the sixth time and announced the news on his Instagram page. His other children's full names are Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam and Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 10, 2019 10:35:37 GMT
The way that Rees-Mogg dresses his son is close to child abuse. Thinking about it, forcing people like him to be called Jake Mogg is as good an excuse as you need to ban double-barrels. The way he names his children is worse: Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg introduces his son, Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg. The Conservative MP has become a father for the sixth time and announced the news on his Instagram page. His other children's full names are Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam and Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg. I think he dropped the scrabble bag and just wrote down what he saw first. Some big scorers there. Mary Ann must be fairly pissed off as just a plain Jane.
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Post by gazz on Aug 10, 2019 11:24:35 GMT
I think he dropped the scrabble bag and just wrote down what he saw first.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Aug 10, 2019 22:56:39 GMT
i'm going to start a pressure group to introduce a name tax and reduce JR-M to poverty. it would also have the effect of stemming the flow of chelsea-raes and billie-jos, whom most of our customers at work seem to have at least three of.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2019 7:48:13 GMT
The way that Rees-Mogg dresses his son is close to child abuse. Thinking about it, forcing people like him to be called Jake Mogg is as good an excuse as you need to ban double-barrels. The way he names his children is worse: Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg introduces his son, Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg. The Conservative MP has become a father for the sixth time and announced the news on his Instagram page. His other children's full names are Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam and Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg. People should stop calling him the Honourable member for the 18th Century since he clearly has a fascination with medieval religious figures (Wulfric, Dunstan, Alphege, Anselm) although given his penchant for imposing rules of grammar on his staff I'm surprised that he went for Alphege rather than the Anglo-Saxon spelling Ælfheah or perhaps he just didn't want to admit that our descendants are largely European. So proud of England oh! Hang on England...Angland, land of the Angles...who settled in his constituency, Somerset, derived from Sumorsaeta, an old English word describing people living near Somerton which itself has echoes of an even older, nomadic past. Somerset, which began to be organised as a county in the 12th century as the plantagenet Kings began to organise the administration of England into what we recognise today. Plantagenet, taken from the latin terms for the badge adopted by the family of Geoffrey of Anjou. Anjou...in France. Bloody hell, it's complicated this nationalist stuff isn't it?
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Post by gazz on Aug 11, 2019 12:42:55 GMT
The way he names his children is worse: Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg introduces his son, Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg. The Conservative MP has become a father for the sixth time and announced the news on his Instagram page. His other children's full names are Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam and Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg. People should stop calling him the Honourable member for the 18th Century since he clearly has a fascination with medieval religious figures (Wulfric, Dunstan, Alphege, Anselm) although given his penchant for imposing rules of grammar on his staff I'm surprised that he went for Alphege rather than the Anglo-Saxon spelling Ælfheah or perhaps he just didn't want to admit that our descendants are largely European. So proud of England oh! Hang on England...Angland, land of the Angles...who settled in his constituency, Somerset, derived from Sumorsaeta, an old English word describing people living near Somerton which itself has echoes of an even older, nomadic past. Somerset, which began to be organised as a county in the 12th century as the plantagenet Kings began to organise the administration of England into what we recognise today. Plantagenet, taken from the latin terms for the badge adopted by the family of Geoffrey of Anjou. Anjou...in France. Bloody hell, it's complicated this nationalist stuff isn't it?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2019 13:26:21 GMT
The way he names his children is worse: Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg introduces his son, Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg. The Conservative MP has become a father for the sixth time and announced the news on his Instagram page. His other children's full names are Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam and Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg. People should stop calling him the Honourable member for the 18th Century since he clearly has a fascination with medieval religious figures (Wulfric, Dunstan, Alphege, Anselm) although given his penchant for imposing rules of grammar on his staff I'm surprised that he went for Alphege rather than the Anglo-Saxon spelling Ælfheah or perhaps he just didn't want to admit that our descendants are largely European. So proud of England oh! Hang on England...Angland, land of the Angles...who settled in his constituency, Somerset, derived from Sumorsaeta, an old English word describing people living near Somerton which itself has echoes of an even older, nomadic past. Somerset, which began to be organised as a county in the 12th century as the plantagenet Kings began to organise the administration of England into what we recognise today. Plantagenet, taken from the latin terms for the badge adopted by the family of Geoffrey of Anjou. Anjou...in France. Bloody hell, it's complicated this nationalist stuff isn't it? So which era of Britain do you live in?
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Post by gazz on Aug 16, 2019 11:31:30 GMT
David Walliams. To me he's just an awkwardly unfunny, pompous tw## that was carried by Matt Lucas and has somehow managed to carve himself a career from his irritating ambiguity. Even his name irritates me. If there IS a God, he's clearly a selfish get with a brilliant sense of humour, otherwise the likes of Robin Williams and Rik Mayall would still be with us to ease the pain from talentless tw##s like him.
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Post by gazz on Aug 16, 2019 13:14:19 GMT
Myself.
For finding myself admiring the talent of Aussie batsman Steve Smith. It really goes against the grain to do so, I know, because he resorted to the kind of cheating he did - its just difficult not to recognise supreme talent when you see it.
During a DRS the angle to check Broad bowled a fair delivery was first, the replay saw Smith in slow motion following Broad's hand to see his release and I swear his eyes were fixed on the hand all the way through - it was like something from a bullet-time movie.
He's an absolute bloody cheat, but by Christ he's bloody good batsman.
I'm probably going to hate myself for posting this later.
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Post by countyfan on Aug 16, 2019 13:30:34 GMT
Myself. For finding myself admiring the talent of Aussie batsman Steve Smith. It really goes against the grain to do so, I know, because he resorted to the kind of cheating he did - its just difficult not to recognise supreme talent when you see it. During a DRS the angle to check Broad bowled a fair delivery was first, the replay saw Smith in slow motion following Broad's hand to see his release and I swear his eyes were fixed on the hand all the way through - it was like something from a bullet-time movie. He's an absolute bloody cheat, but by Christ he's bloody good batsman. I'm probably going to hate myself for posting this later. If there was a "thumbs down" button I'd be pressing that for sure!! I can't stand the man and strangely enough was going to come on this thread and say that I'm getting more and more annoyed with him every time he leaves a ball and does that stupid "swish" of his bat once the ball has past!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2019 13:50:59 GMT
Myself. For finding myself admiring the talent of Aussie batsman Steve Smith. It really goes against the grain to do so, I know, because he resorted to the kind of cheating he did - its just difficult not to recognise supreme talent when you see it. During a DRS the angle to check Broad bowled a fair delivery was first, the replay saw Smith in slow motion following Broad's hand to see his release and I swear his eyes were fixed on the hand all the way through - it was like something from a bullet-time movie. He's an absolute bloody cheat, but by Christ he's bloody good batsman. I'm probably going to hate myself for posting this later. They love him over here. So I naturally hate him.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Aug 16, 2019 13:58:38 GMT
I would put him as an irrational like. Every bit of me wants to hate him but he is very very good at batting. There was a piece on during the rain delay with him talking to Nasser Hussain during a nets session and he very annoyingly came over as a nice bloke who just loves playing cricket. He said he hates watching cricket because he wants to be the one batting.
Annoying because he is obviously a cheating Aussie scumbag but as a cricketer he is pretty damn good at making the game look easier than anybody else.
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