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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2019 7:05:25 GMT
My country. I'm genuinely ashamed to be English now. Can somebody please find me a Delorean to help me away from this alternate future and back to the real one! Cheer up old chap, dear old Boris says that all that's required is a can do attitude. You don't need aptitude, ability, a plan, a sense of decency or honesty, no no, nothing like that. You can Waste millions of pounds of public money on vanity projects such as London garden bridge, water cannon; Lie with the best of them (sacked twice for lying in previous jobs); Indulge in serial adultery having possibly as many as 5 children as a result of extra-marital relationships; Be a fantasist, he's now quoted as saying no deal will be fine because of the "side deals" done with the EU an argument the EU have already described as rubbish; Risk peace in NI by ignoring this country's obligations under international law; Make blatantly racist comments (where would you like me to start?); Completely lack principle (e.g change his frequently stated support for membership of the EU) if it can be put aside to further personal ambition; Lack loyalty to any other than himself (witness his recent attitude towards the British Ambassador to the US) if it gets in the way of personal ambition; Be blatantly incompetent (a British citizen remains in Iranian custody as a result of his "intervention"), And why? Because all you need is the support of your fellow travellers in smug, self satisfied arrogance that is the membership of the Tory Party. Success at a General Election? No f***ing problem! Mobilise the support of the right wing press and bingo! We find that feudal deference to money and privilege is very much alive and well, that by pandering to their own prejudice his support think "he tells it like it is" and the mouth breathers and knuckle draggers to whom the Mail, and increasingly these days the Telegraph aim their drivel will return the Tories to power to continue their asset stripping of this country for another 5 years. Unless of course the Labour Party gets its act together, sh*t!....your right....we're screwed. Just don't get me started on that utter political nobody Jeremy bloody Corbyn and the p**s-takers Milne, McCluskey and Murphy who advise him
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2019 12:59:25 GMT
My country. I'm genuinely ashamed to be English now. Can somebody please find me a Delorean to help me away from this alternate future and back to the real one! Attachments:
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Post by dudleyhatter on Jul 24, 2019 13:42:18 GMT
I clicked like for the rant rather than the vision you so accurately portray!
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Post by dudleyhatter on Jul 24, 2019 13:43:25 GMT
My country. I'm genuinely ashamed to be English now. Can somebody please find me a Delorean to help me away from this alternate future and back to the real one! Sadly I’m too old to emigrate to Oz. 45 is the limit
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Post by gazz on Jul 24, 2019 14:16:25 GMT
Sadly I’m too old to emigrate to Oz. 45 is the limit Same here, plus I don't like Spiders!
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Post by gazz on Jul 24, 2019 14:29:26 GMT
Unless of course the Labour Party gets its act together, sh*t!....your right....we're screwed. Just don't get me started on that utter political nobody Jeremy bloody Corbyn Mate, absolutely everything you said above that part is 100% spot on, but wouldn't be a factor if it wasn't for that (fittingly) bottom line. Corbyn is a useless dinosaur and we'll never see Labour in power while he's 'leading' the party. That useless tw## should be suggested for a knighthood by Johnson for services f***ing rendered - he's done more for that party than anyone else.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2019 15:44:22 GMT
Unless of course the Labour Party gets its act together, sh*t!....your right....we're screwed. Just don't get me started on that utter political nobody Jeremy bloody Corbyn Mate, absolutely everything you said above that part is 100% spot on, but wouldn't be a factor if it wasn't for that (fittingly) bottom line. Corbyn is a useless dinosaur and we'll never see Labour in power while he's 'leading' the party. That useless tw## should be suggested for a knighthood by Johnson for services f***ing rendered - he's done more for that party than anyone else. And there was me hoping that the Lib Dems might become a party for whom to vote (they still might since their policies are derived by fairly democratic means) and then they go and appoint Jo Swinson as leader. The same Jo Swinson who was such an enthusiastic supporter of austerity whilst in coalition (amongst other Tory policies).
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jul 24, 2019 19:21:57 GMT
Sadly I’m too old to emigrate to Oz. 45 is the limit Same here, plus I don't like Spiders! same here to both. although i'm sure finding boris johnson scrabbling about in my bath would be several magnitudes worse.
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Post by gazz on Jul 24, 2019 22:29:28 GMT
Wayne Mardle - again
The greatest treble 5 hitter of all time, yet somehow he's seen as an 'expert'.
Yet, in a time when Donald Trump is the US President and Boris Johnson is Prime Minister of Great Britain, Mardle's position seems valid in comparison!
What next, a plague of f***ing frogs?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2019 8:44:39 GMT
Steve Smith. Cheating chubby faced little pr***.
He might be a very talented cricketer but deserves all the stick that comes his way. Forgive me if I don’t applaud his 50 or 100 at OT. I’ll be a boo’er!
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Post by gazz on Aug 2, 2019 11:00:06 GMT
Steve Smith. Cheating chubby faced little pr***. He might be a very talented cricketer but deserves all the stick that comes his way. Forgive me if I don’t applaud his 50 or 100 at OT. I’ll be a boo’er! Agreed - cheating bastard. Yet, as is always the case with England when we come up against the talented bad guy(s) - he, she or they always manage to fill their boots and stick it to us.
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Post by gazz on Aug 8, 2019 10:13:10 GMT
Google.
Whenever I launch Google on my mobile I get a handful suggested daily headlines. There's usually one every day regarding EU exit 'negotiations' that, when clicked on, bring up search results that are mostly from The Excess, Tory graph The Heil and The San, with an extremely minor sprinkling of The Guardian, Mirror or Independent.
Dodgy as f***.
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Post by archie on Aug 9, 2019 13:23:11 GMT
Double-barrelled names. I know that it's a political message from women's libbers and I'm more than happy for anyone to use whatever name they like but it's an affectation at best and costly on a replica football shirt. I'd go so far as to say that the league should rule that identifiers should have a maximum number of letters. Just imagine if Jacob Rees-Mogg married Jessica Ennis-Hill. It would need a 5XL shirt to fit the name.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 9, 2019 19:27:28 GMT
Archie, I love the thought of Jacob Rees Mogg in a replica football shirt !
Double breasted of course.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 9, 2019 21:27:19 GMT
Although, if Bruno Marrs and Roseanne Barr had a love child...
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