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Post by sirroger on Jun 22, 2014 11:59:47 GMT
Stubbing your toe or a paper cut?
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Post by bigfudge on Jun 22, 2014 12:39:03 GMT
Stubbing your toe......hurts more but pain is over pretty fast!
Is this now an open discussion or do I post two bad things for the next person?!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jun 22, 2014 13:51:10 GMT
i've broken the same little toe three times. so that
although paper cuts are horrid as well.
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Post by gazz on Jun 22, 2014 19:38:19 GMT
Stubbing your toe or a paper cut? Stubbed toe all the way. If I get a paper cut in work I just wrap a piece of sticky tape around it and get on with it. Stubbed toes only ever occur for me when I'm barefoot, and they always happen under the corners of doors! OUCH!!  |
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jun 22, 2014 20:33:09 GMT
Eat a kitten or fight a swan?
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Post by bigfudge on Jun 22, 2014 21:04:13 GMT
Fight a swan!
I could purposely lose and spare the swans life. Can't see the kitten surviving being eaten!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jun 22, 2014 21:36:27 GMT
ah. but would the swan spare yours?
the swan. queensbury rules, firm hand/wingshake afterwards.
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Post by bigfudge on Jun 22, 2014 21:47:33 GMT
Well if it's a merciless swan then b*llocks to it anyway!
Still fight the swan!
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Post by gazz on Jun 22, 2014 21:47:43 GMT
This reminds me of a joke the brilliant Barry Cryer once told on TV, I forget the show:
You know about the guy who shot a golden eagle? Preserved species. And he was in court, in front of a magistrate. And the magistrate said, "This is a dreadful thing." The guy said, "I never intended to. I was shooting pheasant and it flew into my line of fire. Complete accident." The magistrate said, "Okay," and he said, "as a matter of interest, what did you do with it?" He said, "I ate it." The magistrate said, "Good God, what did it taste like?" He said, "Rather like Swan".
I love that kind of humour.
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Post by sirroger on Jun 23, 2014 8:25:46 GMT
A man ran over a cockerel and said he wanted to replace it. 'OK,' replied the farmer's wife, the hens are around the back'
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jun 23, 2014 8:59:12 GMT
Very good, rog. Took me a while - I must be still in my Monday morning fog
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jun 23, 2014 9:00:27 GMT
Run through a forest blindfold or knowingly tread on a rake?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 23, 2014 10:17:38 GMT
Forest blindfold, at least you can have you arms outstretched.
Treading on a rake can hurt twice, once at both ends.
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Post by sirroger on Jun 23, 2014 11:24:33 GMT
Toothache or Man Flu?
Assoumani or Bounab?
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Post by bigfudge on Jun 23, 2014 12:25:58 GMT
Man Flu. Toothache is just unbareable.
Assoumani. I once saw him score.
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