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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 2, 2022 19:41:56 GMT
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Post by hermannsays on Feb 2, 2022 20:32:35 GMT
"Please, mother... the tickets are nearly sold out and I know it's a school night and I know it's cold - and that's how children catch colds - and I know there's bad words sometimes... but, but... it's Dave Challinor's Blue and White Army. Don't you understand?"
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Post by gazz on Feb 3, 2022 8:55:09 GMT
By way of a continuation of H's idea...
Mum: "...I know, dear, but that's not the problem. These free County tickets just arrived in the post, but part of the evening involves a meet and greet with Simon Wilson..."
Daughter: "Ah, err........I'm sure you can find someone else to go with you, I've got homework to do."
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Post by countyfan on Feb 3, 2022 9:38:56 GMT
Daughter - "I know it was a long shot mum, You've done amazingly well to predict so much stuff and I can't imagine the pain of being let down by 1 bet"
Mum - "I should have known it really, What was I thinking adding that last bet to my accy!! If anyone was going to let me know it was HIM!!!, We could have been out of this squaller and living next door to Mark Stott in our own mansion. F.M.L!"
The piece of paper reads...
Ye Olde Tote Betting
Your accy bet...
2021 Grand National Winner - Minella Times
2021 Premier league Winners - Manchester City
2021 IPL Winners - Chennai Super Kings
UK Christmas number 1 2021 - LadBaby
2021 Premier league of darts winner - Jonny Clayton
Number of Omicron cases on the 21st December 2021 - 60,508
John Rooney to be sold back to Barrow before 1st February 2022
Olivia and Oliver to be the most popular baby names in UK 2021
Countyfan to win the Caption Competition 106
Stake - half a crown
Returns - Massive pot of gold
Cash out not applicable
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 3, 2022 14:47:09 GMT
Nooooooo. I've just been selected to play in goals for Dover on Saturday !!!!
It's alright, Mum, I'll take your place.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 4, 2022 8:37:05 GMT
Don't worry, Mummy. There will another game of wordle for you tomorrow.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 4, 2022 8:40:12 GMT
Don't panic, Mum. That nice Mr Sunak says he'll lend us £200 to pay the gas bill and knock £150 of the council tax.
We can still visit the food bank and I'll go busking on the streets to make up for the cut to our Universal Credit while Dad moves south to find a job.
It's called levelling up.
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Post by ceefer on Feb 4, 2022 17:15:34 GMT
No, No, No, Bozo cant be your father....
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Post by dudleyhatter on Feb 4, 2022 17:21:13 GMT
I’ve told you before mummy
E grade means excellent…
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 17, 2022 19:38:12 GMT
I'll call time on this.
Got to be herm's line that wins it.
Special mention to countyfan for his commitment in posting such a long caption, but I didn't understand a word of it, I'm afraid.
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Post by hermannsays on Feb 18, 2022 8:39:49 GMT
Thanks, Eps! New one coming soon.
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Post by ceefer on Mar 20, 2022 10:47:03 GMT
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