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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Aug 9, 2021 9:15:32 GMT
Here we go again. All your favourite games back at the same time. Time for the tea break to end and back to slave duty. The beatings and whippings will end when morale improves.
A revisit of the rules first (for newbies). I will provide the first 4 lines of a pertinent limerick for each game. You provide a witty, pithy, pith taking 5th lines that rhymes with lines 1 and 2. Better still if you can make it scan with the rhythm. The week's winner becomes the judge for the next limerick. Simple. New faces should check back the archives and see what a brilliant standard has been set in the past.
Who will be our "Loquacious Limerick Lounge Lyricist" for this season. Eppers has a crown to defend.
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt ______________________________
Off we go and have some fun. I will judge this first effort.
NB - Of course I knew that we have a full 2 weeks before the game (honest !!!). I am away in Derbyshire next week, from Friday, with the clan of 13 so getting ahead of myself as I may be a little tied up (quite literally) with 5 under 7's to entertain.
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Post by archie on Aug 9, 2021 10:11:42 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt. And no fights, be they real or handbags.
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Post by hermannsays on Aug 9, 2021 11:58:54 GMT
Thanks for continuing, Len!
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt A result as great as Epper's gags.
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Aug 9, 2021 12:12:45 GMT
Or... A game as dirty* as County_fan's mags. [*Allegedly - Legal Ed.]
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Aug 9, 2021 12:13:54 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt Let's hope we don't go from riches to rags!
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Post by archie on Aug 9, 2021 13:35:19 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt. No face-masks but maybe some gags?
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Post by ceefer on Aug 18, 2021 17:05:56 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt We all want to see'What's new?' Boz Scaggs
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Aug 18, 2021 17:59:13 GMT
Blimey, Boz! What Can I Say...?
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Post by countyfan on Aug 19, 2021 8:19:44 GMT
Or... A game as dirty* as County_fan's mags. [*Allegedly - Legal Ed.] How do you know I subscribe to "Dirt bike trials monthly"?
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Post by countyfan on Aug 19, 2021 8:25:30 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt And the fans back cheering and waving their flags.
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt With Maccy tweeting from the posh side sat amongst the Wag's!!
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Aug 19, 2021 12:48:41 GMT
Or... A game as dirty* as County_fan's mags. [*Allegedly - Legal Ed.] How do you know I subscribe to "Dirt bike trials monthly"?
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Post by gazz on Aug 19, 2021 21:07:13 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt Let's just hope we don't hit any snags
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 21, 2021 7:05:14 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt With everyone gunning for the club now labelled 'moneybags'
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 21, 2021 7:09:52 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt Smooth ride to promotion or will we be deploying the airbags?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 21, 2021 19:25:47 GMT
New season and welcome "The Dags" A year full of zags and some zags New faces to flaunt And prove useful this jaunt Oh dear, Rusk, go pack your school bags
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