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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 9, 2020 20:48:04 GMT
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Post by dudleyhatter on Dec 10, 2020 5:42:51 GMT
#’Rudolph the well hung reindeer’
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Post by gazz on Dec 10, 2020 11:32:25 GMT
"Now THAT'S a full sack!"
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Post by gazz on Dec 10, 2020 11:38:27 GMT
"Blimey, when they said we have to come down the chimneys to empty our sacks...."
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Post by gazz on Dec 10, 2020 11:44:46 GMT
"I'M Santa Claus!"
"No he's not, I'M Santa Claus"
"No, they're not Santa Claus, I'M Santa Claus!"
and, erm....etc
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 10, 2020 13:44:24 GMT
What ? No get out Clause ?
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 10, 2020 13:45:44 GMT
You're kidding. No coping mechanism for those with Claus-trophobia !!!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 10, 2020 13:46:28 GMT
No one said anything about a 24 hour shift pattern on the interview panel.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Dec 10, 2020 22:45:32 GMT
We’ve got to pull the f***ing sleigh?
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 11, 2020 9:17:12 GMT
"You saw your Mama doing what? And FOUR times?!"
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 11, 2020 9:22:32 GMT
But, your Honour, I only had 7.8 billion glasses of wine/whiskey/port and a similar number of mince pies.
It would have been rude (olph) to say "no".
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Post by ceefer on Dec 16, 2020 17:31:52 GMT
That's a beautiful, sexy outfit Mother Christmas
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Post by hermannsays on Dec 18, 2020 22:07:19 GMT
The spirit of Michael Jackson called and he wants his gloves back.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 19, 2020 8:24:54 GMT
Excellent entries, guys.
My winner is the first and best from duds:
Rudolf the well hung reindeer
Brilliant. Really made me laugh.
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Post by gazz on Dec 19, 2020 8:40:18 GMT
Well played, Duds!
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