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Post by hermannsays on Dec 11, 2019 9:19:51 GMT
Photo 1: 'Tw*t!'
Photo 2: 'Tw*t!'
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 12, 2019 13:59:29 GMT
News anchor: "Over to our reporter, Tom. Tom, what have you got for us?
Reporter Tom: "Well, I'm here with a guy who is playing football. Badly."
New anchor: "Ok, any thing else more interesting going on?"
Reporter Tom: "Er, no. That's it."
News anchor: "Great. Thanks for that then. Erm..."
Producer in news anchor's ear: "Sorry, Jane, that's all we've got. We've been reporting on Brexit and the election for so long, now we're banned from reporting on it, we've got nothing. Nothing. The cupboard is bare. You're on your own to fill space I'm afraid. We're all out of ideas. Hang on. Someone's got something. What's that Matt, someone has done a version of Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'. Great stuff, it's on next...
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 12, 2019 14:06:24 GMT
Not content with hiding from Piers Morgan in a fridge, Boris tries hiding behind a football...
(surely something Boris' even most ardent opponents can sympathise with)
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 16, 2019 20:48:53 GMT
They think it's all over........... and it is now as;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Our winner is CF with:- Peter Schmeichel looks like he's clearly lost it after years of not training!
Hope you enjoyed that one.
Thanks all for taking part.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Dec 16, 2019 22:24:12 GMT
Good line CF. Had me double checking for a moment!
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Post by gazz on Dec 17, 2019 8:08:11 GMT
Congrats on an excellent win, CF! Another good one would be "this is how those that voted for him will be feeling once the reality sinks in"  |
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Post by ceefer on Jan 2, 2020 22:20:49 GMT
And you could say it's a total balls up
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Post by ceefer on Jan 3, 2020 19:41:06 GMT
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Post by countyfan on Jan 6, 2020 9:29:19 GMT
Morning Gents, will have a new one up soon for you.
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