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Post by sandbachhatter on Feb 26, 2014 21:31:22 GMT
I'll stop now!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Feb 26, 2014 21:33:23 GMT
like it!  |
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Feb 26, 2014 21:58:00 GMT
Very good, Sandy. One of my favourites...  Darn it, you can't read it and I can't seem to make the pic bigger! The legend says: Resembles Pac-man, Does not resemble Pac-man. Kinda ruins the impact, but at least give me some points for effort! |
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Post by sandbachhatter on Feb 26, 2014 22:01:07 GMT
That's a belter!
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Post by gazz on Feb 26, 2014 22:46:25 GMT
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Feb 26, 2014 23:03:00 GMT
Cheers, matey
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Post by gazz on Feb 27, 2014 0:03:27 GMT
No worries, mate. If you click on the smaller image it takes you to a larger one, all I did then was link to that larger one.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 1:42:15 GMT
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Feb 27, 2014 20:01:23 GMT
great find downy! it got funnier as it went along:
here's a snippet:
"If I did have a working time machine, the first thing I would do is go back four days and tell myself to read the warning on the hair removal cream packaging where it recommends not using on sensitive areas.
I would then travel several months back to warn myself against agreeing to do copious amounts of design work for an old man wielding the business plan equivalent of a retarded child poking itself in the eye with a spoon, before finally traveling back to 1982 and explaining to myself the long term photographic repercussions of going to the hairdresser and asking for a haircut exactly like Simon LeBon's the day before a large family gathering.
Regards, David."
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Feb 27, 2014 20:08:53 GMT
i'll read some more of them, he has a talent for phrasing and imagery: "Holly cannot cook. She is capable of the process of cooking, but Holly cannot cook in the same way that an octopus cannot ride a bike; it has enough arms to reach the pedals and handlebars but the result will rarely be a successful journey from A to B."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2014 22:22:41 GMT
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Feb 27, 2014 22:33:22 GMT
the pay-off for the first one is absolutely brilliant!
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Post by gazz on Feb 27, 2014 22:36:59 GMT
Superb stuff, Downy!  |
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Post by ste1982 on Feb 27, 2014 22:54:04 GMT
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Feb 27, 2014 22:58:44 GMT
and when i said that it ought to be fancied up as a t-shirt design (even one that didn't get produced), i was of course thinking of a sandy/gazza joint production. perhaps not as a pie chart, but pictures representing the 'things', with small captions in parentheses. ...when you're ready, gents...  |
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