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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Feb 25, 2014 16:37:33 GMT
Following the rumours of a 'Stockport Town FC' club, it got me thinking about variations on famous football club names. I remember hearing on the radio people phoning in with funny names for 5 a-side and pub teams and some of them made me chuckle.
This thread my might die before it gets going, but I thought it was worth a go.
Here are a few for a start (and maybe the end):
Borussia Teeth AC AlittlesilhoutteofMilan Olymique Mayonnaise Bayern Large Real Social-Dads
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Post by gazz on Feb 25, 2014 17:05:37 GMT
Inter Minan is the best one I've seen, Eps, but you've started us off with some good ones there!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Feb 25, 2014 20:12:34 GMT
they're quality. the 'bohemian rhapsody' one is brilliant.
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Post by Admin on Feb 26, 2014 0:35:04 GMT
Pathletico Madrid FC Leavemyarsealonea Man Chest Hair United
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Post by bristolexile on Feb 26, 2014 7:45:43 GMT
Down here in sunny Brizzle, before my knees gave way, I had the pleasure of playing in the thriving Bristol Casuals League. 5 divisions, over 35 s only etc. Teams that strut there Sunday morning stuff include
Banjo Munchenbadback, Wick Gerry Hat Tricks Rapid Viagra And many more.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 26, 2014 10:41:35 GMT
My own personal favourite (which I use in every on-line I take part in) is:-
Hyde Rangers. (They are blooming useless)
My nephew used to play for a pub team in Glossop called Real Queens (complete with ironic pink shirts !)
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Feb 26, 2014 19:26:56 GMT
i remember there being a 'sporting lesbian' at one point...
'hyde rangers' is great len!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 26, 2014 20:53:46 GMT
i remember there being a 'sporting lesbian' at one point... 'hyde rangers' is great len! It's mainly a play on my surname rather a small insignificant town near Stockport. That's Hyde Rangers and not Sporting Lesbians by the way.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Feb 26, 2014 21:19:45 GMT
Fantasy Football Team Names
Ozil Gummidge. Bayer Neverlusen. Crystal Phallus. Multiple Scorgasms. Ain't Gotta Kalou. Who Gives A FC Obi One Kenobi Two. Real SoSoBad Baines On Toast. He's Not the Moyesiah. Sporting Manboobs. Quims Park Rangers. Dyslexia Untied. Farcenal Phonetic Eff Sea
And that in just the top 1,000 !!
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Post by collingecounty on Feb 27, 2014 21:41:34 GMT
Burnley FC
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Post by ifothers on Feb 27, 2014 22:52:58 GMT
manchester ununited
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Post by shropshirehatter on Feb 28, 2014 16:39:15 GMT
There's a few that made me laugh in the 7-a-side league I play in. Ajax Treesdown, Nipoli and Big Macrington Stanley are the ones I can remember off the top of my head. Not as good as some of the ones above though, in particular AC AlittlesilhoutteofMilan. Love that one!
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Post by Admin on Feb 28, 2014 18:38:48 GMT
Manchester Divided
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Post by Admin on Feb 28, 2014 18:39:00 GMT
Up your Arsenal
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Feb 28, 2014 19:04:14 GMT
Spartak Tesco
Bayer Leverarchfile
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