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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 30, 2017 17:31:37 GMT
Next in line of fire is............................... Ceefer !!!
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... ...........................................................
* According to my Urban Dictionary google search.
By day, a basement dwelling cat. Ornery and grouchy, Ceefers prefer to sleep most of the day in a box labeled "summer clothes" instead of their bed.
When not receiving adequate petting or cuddles, Ceefers will deposit a small fecal mound upon the threshold of doors or on comforters.
Other ways of displaying resentment include sneezing mucous onto your face, or depositing vomit into the hood of your favorite christmas sweater.
Ceefers typically sleep on average, 23.5 hours of the day, the remainder of the time they can be found in their most natural habitat, the homo sapiens sapiens "bed" for cleaning, sleeping or rubbing their butts on the comforter.
Preferred activity of choice: cuddles, and headbutts.
County Fan will be judging this one for us, have fun.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 31, 2017 21:18:23 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... And when needed, a superb diplomat.
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Post by gazz on May 31, 2017 23:33:00 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... But not once has he engaged in any tit for tat!
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... His blog photos just as engaging as Man In A Hat!
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... Not once can I recall him being involved in a spat!
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... Without members like him, CH would be decidedly flat!
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... With common sense posts that come straight off the bat!
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Post by gazz on May 31, 2017 23:35:39 GMT
Come on, Heaveners - get yourselves involved. I'm supposed to be getting some sleep before work in the morning and I've still managed to pay tribute to our ceef!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jun 1, 2017 18:11:22 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... ....more than you can shake a stick at
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... And give McKn*ght two fingers, and no, not a KitKat
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... When McKn*ght was in charge he should have led a coup d'etat
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... His post-match reports are essential reading - no caveat
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Post by archie on Jun 2, 2017 13:45:54 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... And he's always on hand with a stat.
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... A diamond with many a carat.
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... He bowls us all over. Howzat!?
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Post by archie on Jun 2, 2017 14:25:18 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... And his pics..! David Bailey? Who's that?
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... And so smart in his Paisley cravat.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 2, 2017 15:28:47 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... He's not afraid to use a brickbat.
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Post by ceefer on Jun 2, 2017 19:26:06 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... He really is a great guy, not a tw@t
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Post by gazz on Jun 2, 2017 19:36:36 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit..... He really is a great guy, not a tw@t Seconded!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 3, 2017 14:56:50 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit.... If he was American he'd vote Democrat (I think)
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Post by gazz on Jun 3, 2017 15:36:23 GMT
Ceefer, is a basement dwelling cat ! * Ornery and grouchy - that's that. He's a regular wit, Great lines are submit.... If May wins next week, will he help me launch a Coup d'etat?
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Post by countyfan on Jun 5, 2017 8:37:16 GMT
Good morning Y'all,
I'll get this one wrapped up me thinks, Thanks to all entrants and some quality rhyming skills on display once more, So without further ado...
The 3rd and 2nd places show what everyone thinks of our lovely little Ceefer (including himself!) so with that in mind
The bronze goes to - Gazza with "Not once can I recall him being involved in a spat!" Silver is awarded to - The man himself with "He really is a great guy, not a tw@t" (He maybe a schizophrenic, but he's good people!)
and the winner is (and you all know I love a good verbal bashing of this idiot!!)
Eppy with "And give McKn*ght two fingers, and no, not a KitKat"
Well done to everyone, as mentioned theres some quality lines this week. Cheers Leonard for keeping our grey matter working
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Post by gazz on Jun 5, 2017 10:43:41 GMT
Cheers for the Bronze, cf!
Congrats to the man himself on his Silver and to Eps for a fine Gold!
Thanks as always to Lennie for keeping us all amused!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 5, 2017 11:21:19 GMT
Magic stuff Ceefer.
I was just going to ask you to round this one up as I am away in Gateshead from Wednesday and need to sort the next one out.
Great decision and a good win for Eppers who will now be your judge. Nice podium seats for Gazza and Ceefer himself.
But who will be stood in goals next to be shot at ? Wait and see !
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