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Post by Epworth Hatter on May 15, 2017 11:54:44 GMT
Apologies for the image quality, but I'm sure you can bare it...  Save |
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Post by gazz on May 15, 2017 12:00:26 GMT
Girlfriend: "When you said you wanted an early morning walk to see the crack of Dawn...."
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Post by gazz on May 15, 2017 12:08:42 GMT
Girlfriend:"If this is what you meant when you said you were taking me to see the Barenaked Ladies, I'm going to make this 'One Week' you'll want to forget!"
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 12:38:39 GMT
Arnold Schwarzenegger voice:
"Give me your boots and bobble hat."
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 15, 2017 12:47:26 GMT
Young Lady - "There was this rather pompous King, and, like, he was selling off all his old robes...........
and I truly believed him !!!!!"
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 15, 2017 12:48:48 GMT
Young man - " Don't point those things at me, they might go off in my hands".
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Post by gazz on May 15, 2017 12:51:23 GMT
Arnold Schwarzenegger voice: "Give me your boots and bobble hat." Brilliant!  |
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 15, 2017 14:06:27 GMT
"Will you please stop stalking me ............................... mother !!!"
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on May 15, 2017 18:15:02 GMT
(to girlfriend) "take a hike, sweetheart"
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on May 15, 2017 18:15:26 GMT
"do you know the way to crinkly bottom?"
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on May 15, 2017 18:17:32 GMT
(to self) "oh christ......look at the eyes...not around the eyes...just the eyes *whimper*"
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on May 15, 2017 18:18:11 GMT
"err...i think that sharp cracking sound may have been all the bones in my hand, darling..."
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on May 15, 2017 18:19:25 GMT
...just as an aside, hands up anyone(everyone) else who checked out her shadow boobs...
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on May 15, 2017 18:20:13 GMT
"why am I always the one standing out on the road thumbing a lift?!?"
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on May 15, 2017 18:21:18 GMT
"fancy a go on the twin peaks challenge?"
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