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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jul 17, 2015 18:22:15 GMT
Friendlies coming think and fast, after a good win at Clitheroe perhaps brought back to earth with a bump at Airbus. At least the wings didn't completely come off. Saturday at EP beckons so lets go with this one:- Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen ...................................................... Not an easy one but nice to have a newish team to rhyme with for a change. County Fan will this one. Have fun.
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Post by gazz on Jul 17, 2015 19:24:02 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen Making them dance to our tune, just like Stax!
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen Then to those not pulling their weight, give the axe!
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Post by archie on Jul 18, 2015 7:25:41 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen Whose dad's over there? Why, it's Jack's.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jul 18, 2015 8:05:01 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen If it's raining, just bring your macs.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2015 8:33:08 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen With a strike force as deadly as anthrax.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jul 18, 2015 10:00:40 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen Be as ruthless as Rugby's "All Blacks".
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jul 18, 2015 10:03:05 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen A win would feel better than sax (depends how you pronounce it !)
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jul 18, 2015 10:14:25 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen We could play a sweeper with that new kind of vax !
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jul 18, 2015 17:55:43 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen Let's keep our cool, like tictacs
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen We need to get our stikers scoring like nymphomaniacs!
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax ? Come out all guns flam'in And shoot down the Shaymen Come on guys, 'You'll Never Get to Heaven If You Break My Heart' (one of Bacharach's)
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jul 19, 2015 15:19:48 GMT
Will NY apply sealing wax, To mend some cracks against Halifax? Come out all guns flam'n And shoot down the Shaymen Our passing brings to mind Ajax!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jul 19, 2015 15:51:46 GMT
Time for a decision CF.
Whenever you are ready. Bolton almost ready to go (tomorrow).
Cheers
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Post by countyfan on Jul 20, 2015 10:02:57 GMT
Moring Y'all,
I think you all know that when I judge these limericks (every now and again) I always go for the comedy aspect so with that in mind...
In 3rd place is - Gazza with "Then to those not pulling their weight, give the axe!" Saying that those knowing our luck that would mean starting the season with only 2 players!!
In 2nd place we have - Downy with "With a strike force as deadly as anthrax", Lets hope our new strikers can hit the ground running and get us off to a great start this season.
And the winner is - Eppy with his witty line of "We need to get our stikers scoring like nymphomaniacs!" Made me laugh out loud before filling my head with childish comments such as "I hope they don't go down easy in the box" and something do do with excessive dribbling around the box!!
Well done to all entrants and to Lennie as always.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2015 10:42:16 GMT
I can't grumble at getting pipped to the post by that great winning line.
Well played everyone and cheers bblw.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jul 20, 2015 11:36:56 GMT
Woo hoo! Cheers, countyfan. There's more smut in your judge's summary than... a high court judge's party!
Well played all, and another huge thanks to Len - consistently brilliant every time.
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Post by gazz on Jul 20, 2015 13:22:25 GMT
Indeed, well played, all. Congrats to Eps on a great win, and to Downy for running him close with an excellent Silver, and thanks for my own much appreciated Bronze.
Cheers to Countyfan and Lennie.
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